The Cafe Watering Hole

<p>Les is so understanding.</p>

<p>Tomorrow it's gonna rain.</p>

<p>It is. </p>

<p>Friday, you know. He'll be the only person I'm going to talk to.</p>

<p>good.
proud of you..</p>

<p>now you understand..US!</p>

<p>hahaha...and you definitely have to get some kind of online account whether it's facebook, or gmail, or AIM....</p>

<p>sheed what are you doing here? are you short of money to buy Chinese food? (hehe...jsut totally random question!)</p>

<p>No, give him your number and wait for him to booty text you.</p>

<p>I have gmail. And aim, but I don't use it. And I know two people with facebooks.</p>

<p>Stupid Murdoch monopoly.</p>

<p>Booty text? Does snoop seem like she is really into the hookup scene?</p>

<p>Do I use terms like "booty text" and "booty call" lightly?</p>

<p>I guess so.</p>

<p>We talked about Canada today in class. I tried to convince people that Canada was actually a person named yak, but no one believed me.</p>

<p>lol...no phone number is a little too much at first..i say email him..or better..facebook message..but best...chat</p>

<p>Sigh. </p>

<p>The Office is on in two minutes on TBS.</p>

<p>She needs his phone number so she can text him things like,</p>

<p>So lyke wat r u doing rite now? lolololol</p>

<p>I found one of my old puzzles yesterday with the alphabet, and when you take the letters off there is a picture that starts with that letter. I thought it was funny that I'm missing the letter Y, which has a picture of a yak.</p>

<p>Do I need to punch you in the face, mike?</p>

<p>Booty calls are better than booty texts.</p>

<p>My real name is not Yak.</p>

<p>I can't be everywhere at once, Snoop. Geez.</p>

<p>The name wasn't the sticking point of the argument.</p>

<p>Snoop, you do not need to punch me in the face. You do need to get SB's number.</p>

<p>Booty calls are better, but one must start small.</p>

<p>How to Start Texting With The Boy You Like For Dummies:
Just start by asking him what the homework in some class is, even if you already know what it is. That always adds to a longer texting conversation. Sad as it sounds, texting usually leads to a relationship.</p>

<p>Um. Yes, it is, yak.</p>

<p>No, Les, no. Guys always text "What's up?"</p>

<p>Always. He'll do it, snoops, trust me. Just make sure he has your number.</p>

<p>A lot can happen with "What's up?"...</p>