<p>Wouldn't it be funny if your initials were Y.A.K.?</p>
<p>"yo wats the math hmk??"</p>
<p>It would, but they aren't. My initials are D.S., and those aren't exactly the most interesting initials.</p>
<p>We have one class together, you know. I'm a genius, remember?</p>
<p>Laugh if you want, Yak... Maybe the guys at my school are just superlame, but they always start by asking "what the homework is." And then in the next message they say something like, "thanks, new office on tonight!" or something. Okay, that example was horrible, but you know what I mean (hopefully).</p>
<p>I only text boring people when I want to know what the homework is. Hahaha. I would never consider it a flirting tactic.</p>
<p>You're all so subtle with flirting.</p>
<p>Some of us...</p>
<p>Well, you live on the opposite side of the country. Things are different here. The boys are lame. Homework texting = "I'm possibly interested in you, but I'm too insecure to risk a 'what's up' text."</p>
<p>The homework thing is kind of silly. There are better conversation-starters.</p>
<p>Mmhmm, understandable. But I should make it clear that I do not date boys from my school.</p>
<p>They suck. And they're probably the type to do homework texting. Yech.</p>
<p>East of the Mississippi, that's what's up.</p>
<p>What boys do you date, Jolie?</p>
<p>We're one day closer to summer.</p>
<p>Canadian Slavs?</p>
<p>I have something fiery to share with you all. Some b-tches gots to watch their backs. Let me tell you...</p>
<p>Okay, someone ask for my story.</p>
<p>I'm asking for your story.</p>
<p>You're very good at dodging questions.</p>
<p>Omgomgomgomg what's your story?</p>
<p>All right, SO...</p>
<p>My birthday is in November, and last year, my friends (who were mostly seniors) made me this really elaborate "Happy Birthday, Jolie!" birthday locker sign. It was awesome. So I kept it up. Until locker clean out day. In June.</p>
<p>Someone got hostile and decided to write "Who cares?" in January, but the "H" got scribbled out and it looked like "Wlo cares!" so that was a long-running joke...</p>
<p>Anyway, so this year, my bff made me a cute locker sign. And it's been up since November. And I made her a locker sign, and it's been up since December. (Our lockers are right next to each other)</p>
<p>And today, she texts me and is like "Someone took down our locker signs!"</p>
<p>Oh. Hell. No. Some b-tches getting jumped. I am too hood to let this slide.</p>
<p>We're not allowed to have stuff outside our lockers at my school.</p>
<p>Probably because someone wronged a nice curly-haired girl back in the day and they didn't want anyone getting jumped for their hostile behavior.</p>