The Harvard EA gods will bring you demise... if you do not add to the growing anxiety

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>That's right! They are monitoring the CC Harvard forum. I have read the stars and come to the following conclusion: post in the countdown</a> thread, or feel their wrath. Follow this guideline:</p>

<p>10+ posts = automatic acceptance. on time too.
8+ posts = acceptance, but email does not arrive until Saturday
6+ posts = late acceptance email, AND with your name spelled wrong!
4+ posts = erroneously-sent deferral email before actual acceptance
3+ posts = DEFERRAL
2+ posts = deferral, late email too!
1 post = rejection. word "rejected" actually mentioned and highlighted in email.
0 post = rejection email arrives on the second of January</p>

<p>Not bumping this guideline once in a while = "likely email" on the 14th. deferral on the 15th.</p>

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<p>Feeding fuel to the fire, mm?</p>

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<p>in your dreams</p>

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<p>This is soooo hilarious ":P</p>

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<p>I don't quite understand you. You mean if we post things on this forum, we can get in?</p>

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<p>precisely !</p>

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<p>lol this reminds me of the chain mails I used to get. After a while, I just stopped opening them...</p>

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<p>Were you trying to be funny, or were you just stupid? Either way this thread is pointless.</p>

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<p>gj12789, i am not stupid. i have a very high SAT (combined 1910) and am taking 2 AP courses (more than 60% of other seniors at my school). also, i rank higher than 70% of my classmates. i call that genius</p>

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<p>Dude, gj12789, calm down. He's just trying to relieve some tension for the EAers by posting this absurd thread. Yes, it's absurd, but it's good that we can laugh it off what with decisions coming this Friday.</p>

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<p>Fweeeeeeee!!</p>

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<p>Nice, innocents.
But be careful!
gods are gods; they do not deserve the Capital G.
Moreover, they are less than even admissions officers.</p>

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<p>Oh, the chainmail thing all over again.. I hate these stuff...'cause you know it's stupid but it still gets on your nerves....!</p>