<p>About why I accuse Edward Cullen of such things?</p>
<p>Well. He treats Bella like a child who has no self control and patronizes her like he ALWAYS knows best, controls her friendships (he’s dangerous himself, WHY would he keep harping on about Jacob’s danger factor?!). I mean, Bella has to SNEAK OUT to see Jacob because she’s afraid of Edward’s reaction. He sort of treats her like she’s this rebellious teenager and he’s a wise old man. Not to mention the sex bruises. Um, hello, there’s a word for it - physical abuse. I could go on.</p>
<p>Don’t even get me started on Bella.</p>
<p>If you were talking about my “tons of guys like that” comment…lol, I don’t have anecdotal evidence, so sorry to arouse any voyeuristic curiosity.</p>
<p>Yeah, this is what happens when you read Twilight four years ago and had your pre-teen mind warp everything around. Your perceptions get distorted.</p>
<p>If I re-read it now, I’ll probably see less perfection in the dude.</p>
<p>Wait, so you WANT a guy to treat you like he’s a God and you’re some stupid little child who doesn’t know anything? </p>
<p>The way SM lingers on Edward’s qualities - like his physical perfection and his omniscience (ie mindreading) and his immortality - sort of makes ‘Edward Cullen’ another way to say God doesn’t it? Evidence of a patriarchal way of thinking - “Bella, I’m perfect and divine, so do what I tell you to mwahahaahaha!” - right there which also sort of ****es me off. And also the fact that his whole life supposedly consists of Bella - there’s a term for it. Dependant personality disorder. And he’s BORING. I don’t want a relationship in which all that we do is smell each other and say, “You are my life now.” I’d want to discuss a few other things SOMETIMES - God, even talking about the last movie they saw would have been a nice change.</p>
<p>I have never laughed so much. And no, I do not want a guy who’d treat me like an incapable kid, but yeah a mature guy sounds nice (which is a myth and which is why I read SM)</p>
<p>Oh my god, who are you, why do you rock so hard. This is exactly what I think of Twilight, this, word to word. Edward is an emotionally abusive b**tard, and SM’s basically written twilight as her personal sex fantasy. Ugh.</p>