the Land Of Mordor

<p>my english teacher is italian and she said that her mother used to always labour to cook meals with love. gotta love italian mothers; they will take care of u till the end!</p>

<p>i would name my first-born Sauron, my second born Voldemort and my third-born Greatness. </p>

<p>charizard, i'm really looking foward to transferring to ucla. that means moving out and actually experiencing college life!!!</p>

<p>if i go to ucla, i'll have no problem with food cuz of all the asian stores.</p>

<p>Yeah, Itallians are cool. I wish I had inlaws living accross the street....I bet you do too...since ay UCLA you'll have to put up with....ASIAN RAME AND CHOCO-PIES!</p>

<p>I think It'd be cool if I gave each of my kids a foreign name from a different language.
Like, Elfriede (German), Pen huo long (喷火龙 )(a Chinese Pokemon), (probablly just call him "huo long," or fire dragon for short) and a really long Japanese name like Takamori. (But I'd probablly find a cooler sounding one than that rebel leader from the Last Samurai.) </p>

<p>Yeah, no one would know my kids were all from the same familly and they would always ask where the heck they were from. I'd also pay money to have each of them learn a different language...via language schools, school language courses, etc...probablly in accordance with their names. Yes and I would discourage teaching any of them English until they got to kindergarden-this way they could spend their prime years aquiring foreign languages since its so easy to learn English when you live here anyway.</p>

<p>I will also introuduce them to the OLDEST video game systems first, and then work my way up every year or few months. To their primative little minds they will think that graphics are improving at a tremendous rate and because I will long forbid them from watching English television, they will not beg me for the latest video game system as seen on the commercials! I will save much money.</p>

<p>Hmmm...and I think I'll adopt a kid. Yes, of the opposite gender of the majority of my kids. Come to think of it, I think I'll trade one of my kids for someone elses kid and test out Sigmund Freud's theories on familly structure and love. Yes, I will seriously freak out my kids at age 12 when I tell them that their brother/sister is not their brother/sister, and that the son of my friend (a neighborhood kid they were playing with) is really their sibbling. Then I'll watch how they deal with their adopted sibbling and after a year or so I'll throw things off even more by trading the adopted sibbling for their real sibbling. The whole familly structue will be thrown off! Pretty soon they're wonder if they were adopted, but by any case the structure will be different from the boring norms ritualized over time in society!</p>

<p>Maybe I should move often and have many women living in my house. I wouldn't tell them either which one was their mother. Hmmm...oh and after a while I'd tell each of them that they had a different mother, including a famous celebrity. Oh and I'd never let them go anywhere-whenever they came home from school I would lock them in their rooms to study Greek, Latin, Classical Chinese/Japanese, various foreign languages, literature accross the genres, creative writing and world history. Yes they would become GENUISES, and I'd have each of them specialize in studying something else so that when they communicated with each other they would all learn trememdous ammounts of new information. In fact, each of them would probablly have to learn words from the other kid's language, or develop a code/pigeon to understand each other...fostering greater multi-language vocabulary development! In fact, I think I'd move to a new country every two years to mix up/improve their skills even more! And maybe I'd adopt new kids while there also...while abbandoning some of my old kids to study abroad! Yes...and if I felt like it I'd pick them up later...or leave them there-I'm sure my other kids would keep in touch with them anyway.</p>

<p>ABBANDON THE NORMS! ABBANDON AND ADOPT KIDS LIKE CRAZY!</p>

<p>man, charizard, i feel sorry for ur future kids...they'll be completed jacked up.</p>

<p>No envoyer un courrier </p>

<p>Aww, I think sauronvoldemort and charizardpal are cute for their extreme fascination with historical figures, magic, and such. I like the way they think, in general.</p>

<p>I hope the main contributors of this thread each have a social life. :-/</p>

<p>I'll say that sauronvoldemort and his friend are far less annoying than they were at the time this thread was created!</p>

<p>Still, I have this creeping suspicion that they're actually the same person with two accounts.</p>

<p>Oh I just watched Pokemon Lucario....Ash chases after his Pikachu over icy bridges that transcend a chasm fighting the wind and jumping from bridge to bridge. The wind opposes him and he loses his hat and then falls but Mew saves the hat, while his Pikachu screams it's name like a retard over and over again. Ash reaches Pikachu and Mew saves him hat making everything seem well. But then out of nowhere, a pink amoeba engulfs Ash just as he's about to reach Pikachu.</p>

<p>Ash screams to his Pikachu, "You can't save me, take care of yourself! I love you buddy!" (I thought to myself: finally, he's confessed his love! He's confirmed what Sauronvoldermort said.) Anyway....I'm still watching the movie now as I write this....</p>

<p>we are not the same person. why do people keep asking that?? stop adding spam to this thread</p>

<p>charizard, any progress in pokedick diamond?? </p>

<p>still busy man...24 units!!...anyway, what d'u do for mother's day? went to corona: i ate some steak...lots of burnt material, fats and lots of cholocate powderly super-sweet ice cream and cake...how healthy!!...i love going to someone else's house</p>

<p>Bah I'm bored of that game. Some young dudes (a HS softmore and some kids) visited and we played pokemon. I gave em that CD, but I don't think they'll use it too much. They're too busy with their DS. Anyway they flipped on the tube and started watching the pokemon movie that came out a year ago, while I tried not to laugh. It was had some very cheesy scenes, in particular the Ash-Pikachu "I love you buddy!" scene.</p>

<p>Mother's day I was busy with hw. Ate dinner at home. Yeah and and T gave up on watching the New World last night. Oh today the Bio prof was talking about Neanderthals. They're pretty cool-it's a shame they didn't survive into the modern world. You wonder where they fit in with the grand scheme of things. I spent an hour reading about them on wikipedia. That and John Swift. I'm sure he's gone crazy. Floating islands on the third voyage (symbol for Ireland being trampled by England) and the Intelligent Horses whipping people and acting so rational that Gulliver returns home and finds that he cannot stand humans and spends as much time as he can in the stables with horses. </p>

<p>Then there's always his other satire, "A Modest Proposal" which is about how starving Irish famillies should be selling their kids to be eaten for money. Simply inspiring.</p>

<p>sauronvoldemort is a wierd-o.</p>

<p>i think you all have a few loose screws...</p>