<p>Yeah, Itallians are cool. I wish I had inlaws living accross the street....I bet you do too...since ay UCLA you'll have to put up with....ASIAN RAME AND CHOCO-PIES!</p>
<p>I think It'd be cool if I gave each of my kids a foreign name from a different language.
Like, Elfriede (German), Pen huo long (喷火龙 )(a Chinese Pokemon), (probablly just call him "huo long," or fire dragon for short) and a really long Japanese name like Takamori. (But I'd probablly find a cooler sounding one than that rebel leader from the Last Samurai.) </p>
<p>Yeah, no one would know my kids were all from the same familly and they would always ask where the heck they were from. I'd also pay money to have each of them learn a different language...via language schools, school language courses, etc...probablly in accordance with their names. Yes and I would discourage teaching any of them English until they got to kindergarden-this way they could spend their prime years aquiring foreign languages since its so easy to learn English when you live here anyway.</p>
<p>I will also introuduce them to the OLDEST video game systems first, and then work my way up every year or few months. To their primative little minds they will think that graphics are improving at a tremendous rate and because I will long forbid them from watching English television, they will not beg me for the latest video game system as seen on the commercials! I will save much money.</p>
<p>Hmmm...and I think I'll adopt a kid. Yes, of the opposite gender of the majority of my kids. Come to think of it, I think I'll trade one of my kids for someone elses kid and test out Sigmund Freud's theories on familly structure and love. Yes, I will seriously freak out my kids at age 12 when I tell them that their brother/sister is not their brother/sister, and that the son of my friend (a neighborhood kid they were playing with) is really their sibbling. Then I'll watch how they deal with their adopted sibbling and after a year or so I'll throw things off even more by trading the adopted sibbling for their real sibbling. The whole familly structue will be thrown off! Pretty soon they're wonder if they were adopted, but by any case the structure will be different from the boring norms ritualized over time in society!</p>
<p>Maybe I should move often and have many women living in my house. I wouldn't tell them either which one was their mother. Hmmm...oh and after a while I'd tell each of them that they had a different mother, including a famous celebrity. Oh and I'd never let them go anywhere-whenever they came home from school I would lock them in their rooms to study Greek, Latin, Classical Chinese/Japanese, various foreign languages, literature accross the genres, creative writing and world history. Yes they would become GENUISES, and I'd have each of them specialize in studying something else so that when they communicated with each other they would all learn trememdous ammounts of new information. In fact, each of them would probablly have to learn words from the other kid's language, or develop a code/pigeon to understand each other...fostering greater multi-language vocabulary development! In fact, I think I'd move to a new country every two years to mix up/improve their skills even more! And maybe I'd adopt new kids while there also...while abbandoning some of my old kids to study abroad! Yes...and if I felt like it I'd pick them up later...or leave them there-I'm sure my other kids would keep in touch with them anyway.</p>
<p>ABBANDON THE NORMS! ABBANDON AND ADOPT KIDS LIKE CRAZY!</p>