the Land Of Mordor

<p>it's time to du-du-du-du-du-DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
finally, i've opened the thread for the geeks in this forum. they only needed a leader, the light, to show them the way to greatness...</p>

<p>the monitors of this thread: Sauron the Great (that's me), charizardpal (his real name is Pegasus and his my number one right hand man)</p>

<p>it will be courtesy for u to adress me with "His Greatness".</p>

<p>anyway, i'm so excited about duelling. ask me anything about magic and i will help u. remember, i'm the champion. my INVINCIBLE THE LAND OF MORDOR deck is so terrifying, so great, so perfect and sexy, i can only use it when a great master like yu-gi or ash ketchum or president george bush challenge me. but, they rarely do, because my INVINCIBLE deck is so sacred and holy, they fear that challenging me will incur the wrath of GOD. it's true, NO ONE ever beat me in a magic duel. </p>

<p>i'm also a psychologist, so if u need counselling i'm right here to help u.</p>

<p>i'm suppose to write a paper on a "sub-culture" that i'm not a part of and i'm planning on writing my paper on people who play trading card games like Magic and whatever else..... so yeah, you could prolly help me, i don't really know how yet though unless you wanna give me a basic rundown of the rules of Magic.</p>

<p>my little sister stole all my cards!!!!!!!! help!!!!!!!!! she's planning on selling them!!!!!!!! she never listens. one time i sat on her and broke her neck. now she's in an electric wheel chair and man can that thing move</p>

<p>um someone delete this thread please thanks</p>

<p>Can the mods ban sauronvoldemort? He's really not funny and adds nothing but spam.</p>

<p>And The Oscar For Guy That's Never Getting Laid Goes Too......</p>

<p>Sauronvoldemort Come On Down!</p>

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And The Oscar For Guy That's Never Getting Laid Goes Too......</p>

<p>Sauronvoldemort Come On Down!

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:p</p>

<p>i didn't want to say it, but it crossed my mind.</p>

<p>for the guy who wants to learn how magic works:
Magic The Gathering is perhaps the most widely played card game ever played in human history for the longest time. it has gone through ver 12 editions along with dozens of supplementary ones. it's so old that lot of the cards for new editions are just a recycle of the older cards. the catalogue for all the cards is immense. it will probably fill up ur room, so no one really tries to "collect" them all as pokemon. instead, ur main concern is building the strongest deck with which u can beat ur friends and perhaps if ur lucky go to world championships in belgium (or someplace in europe). in some ways, Magic is even more strategic than chess. it is so strategic, it took me a looong time to learn. but as i have lot of patience, i was able to learn it. after the ordeal of learning and duelling in magic, i have developed a level of stamina in learning capibilities. for example i find the IMMENSE insane length of THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE not a challenge, but a leisure. i plan to read it this year, just to put myself at the TOP of intellectual society. i learned magic to put my self at the TOP of geeks.<br>
anyway, it is really hard explain without a card. a card has so much indications on how to play. there is really little deviation from the official rules.
magic is very different from yu-gioh or pokemon cards. for one thing, it is much more complicated. another thing, the theme of magic is much more mature and darker: goblins, orcs, zombees, elves, trolls, and sometimes outright bizarre art. sometimes, for those cowardly geeks with no ambition, the championship decks are used. these decks are the copy of former champions. these are often times EXTREMELY difficult to use. Magic champions are often times, in my opinion, insane. another thing, magic is global. it really doesn't matter how big ur deck is (but it is preferable to have asmaller deck) or what editions ur deck has, or what conditions ur cards are in. in fact, it really doesn't matter if u don't even have the hard copy of the cards: u can play online. all u need is skill, like in chess, to become world famous and rich. everything appeals to the brain.</p>

<p>estimated 6 million players in over 70 countires around the globe. mostly based in america and europe. </p>

<p>i have had some reprieve from magic for quite a while, so i didn't catch up witht the news on currently most popular championship decks.</p>

<p>there is so many editions that one card may look totally different from another. it's not like pokemon of yu-gi-oh where all the cards have the same format. </p>

<p>since Magic is so global and popular and been around for ages, there's got to be fake cards. the answer is definitely yes. i've seen some fake ones. these are lot of times more glossy and darker in pigment. but, it really isn't important as long as it's not made up. if the card is made up, then u can't use it. lot of times these fake cards are satires on modern culture.</p>

<p>CARD VLUE:
italian, french, spanish versions worth less.
german, russian and asian versions are worth more. </p>

<p>contrary to what many believe. Magic is not prevailed by demonic themes. there are many cards (white-plains, green-forests) that have powerful elves, and there is one card that directly replenishes life.</p>

<p>new rules:
with new editions, sometimes new rules and components are added. i remember i hated when they introduced robotic and dumb rules to magic two years ago. i absolutely love the older versions, the art work is much more fantastical and the format and rules more elegant and classic. i love the old. probably why i love history.</p>

<p>for those who awarded me an oscar:</p>

<p>this thread is for geeks, who lead a difficult life because of people like u who fail to see the bright side of any human beings. geeks are like zachaeus who were pushed out by the crowds that surrounded christ on his way to jericho.</p>

<p>i have a problem of being too intelligent i think. i am so knowledgeable in art history, history, geeky stuff like magic, chess (BIG PART of my life, theology. i know three languages, a whole mess of philosophy.
i also developed tons of theories. so far no book was a challenge until Gibbon's Decline and Fall, most well-written prose.
and of course, i am knowledgeable in the arts of nonsensical cheezy rhetoric and fantasy</p>

<p>Magic is too complicated. Pokemon the trading card game was the only one I could understand and master.</p>

<p>there are lot's of other places for people like you.
I'm not really sure you belong on CC...</p>

<p>Like an institution?</p>

<p>genius is never recognized as he is. he is always recognized as a crackpot. so i give my thanks to you who has yet again affirmed this little piece of trend that repeats itself endless times again in history. merci bien. maintenant, je sais que vous etes idiots</p>

<p>It would be interesting to meet you in person.</p>

<p>sauronvoldemot let's play chess some day, i'd like to school your "geek" ass one day</p>

<p>Chess is too complicated. There are more strategies in dice, tic-tac toe, rock paper scicors, Heads-up sevens-up, and Don't Wake Daddy tm.</p>

<p>for the guy that challenged me in chess: anyday! u will be truly sorry that u ever suggested it. u don't know how serious i get when it comes to games.</p>

<p>for charizard: kev, i seriously think ur regressing. ur interested in pokemon and now, u shrinking away from chess!!!!!! ahhhhhh!! chess is my LIFE!! u have to train urself with disciplin kev.</p>

<p>for yugi: yugi, please, stay out of this. i'll handle this situation.</p>

<p>for president bush: mr president, with all due respect, i think ur suspicion on iran should be seriously evaluated by me. i'll challenge the iranian leaders to chess and magic. U CAN'T NEVER KNOW THE PERSON UNTIL U FIGHT THEM (matrix reloaded)</p>

<p>for terroists: allah is great and everything, but i know u guys hiding out there are afraid of me. afraid that u will lose to me in magic. shame!!!</p>

<p>for GOD: give the power i beg of u!!!(child's play)</p>

<p>料理: ryouri. (ryo-u-ri): cooking. (Note: the 'u' means pronounce the 'o' vowel for double the length that you usually would pronounce a syllable.) </p>

<p>調理 Chouri
There are variations to this word though, so who knows? There could be one that sounds particularly like 'yori.'</p>

<p>Moving on: now whatcha gonna do here?</p>

<p>wow, charizard...this thread is like years ago...</p>

<p>yeah, cool. in korean cooking is (yo-ri).</p>

<p>so, u developing some cooking skills to prepare urself for dorm life??</p>

<p>Yeah that lasagna sounds good...someday I'll become well aquainted with Itallian food including homemade pizza. Maybe I'll name my kids Mario and Luigi.</p>

<p>I'm interested in learning slightly unusual recipes just so I can show off and cook things that no one else can cook...so I may turn to French 프랑스 yori 요리법...(Copy-pasted that.)</p>