The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>I ate a large rock.
It tasted good to myself.
I threw up later.</p>

<p>You ate a large rock?
What strange and queer behavior.
School starts tomorrow.</p>

<p>Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.</p>

<p>copied from threadless
thought you wouldnt get caught huh ?
be original</p>

<p>hey, i have that shirt!
College is a waste of time.
Is your tongue pink too?</p>

<p>It is hot outside
But it is hot inside too
Is it hot in heaven?</p>

<p>It’s really cold here.
What if Pluto is heaven?
That would kinda suck.</p>

<p>I would not mind much
If I am immortal there
I enjoy the frost</p>

<p>I’m uber tired
sleep I must get soon or die
september, long time</p>

<p>Freakin October -
It’s been a very bad month.
Just end already.</p>

<p>Daylight Savings Time
Is sadly going away
I hate dark mornings</p>

<p>I shall bring this thread
Back via necromancy.
My, the sun is bright.</p>

<p>I like lunes.
Those poems are much easier.
Only words matter.</p>

<p>Today is a good
Day for doing nothing cause
It is raining here.</p>

<p>Its raining here too
Storms always make me happy
I do so love rain</p>