The Most Extreme Haiku Challenge

<p>Procrastination...
I tell myself I don't care.
It turns out I do.</p>

<p>It's hard to function
on a lack of sleep that is
clearly avoidable.</p>

<p>Uhg, really tired
This really does really suck
Oh let me sleep world!</p>

<p>girl i vaguely know
just committed suicide.
hope she found some peace.</p>

<p>guess what, she's not dead
just stuck in a hospital.
we're all glad for that.</p>

<p>trouble with the net:
when someone stops posting, you
don't know if she's dead.</p>

<p>but we think she tried
since she was upset before
and now in a ward.</p>

<p>these haikus are sad
now for something happier
i like ice cream cake</p>

<p>I like ice cream cake.
Use to have it every year
Best thing for birthdays</p>

<p>yes, yes, yes indeed
my birthday was yesterday
it was really fun</p>

<p>December was mine.
Friends made me a chocolate cake
First without ice cream</p>

<p>Every single year
SInce I was ten I'd have it
This year was different. :)</p>

<p>When I was little,
Chocolate chip(py*) cookie cake
was the best surprise.</p>

<p>(*Is chocolate two or three syllables? If two, add py. If three, don't. :))</p>

<p>The cake is a lie
I just felt like saying that
Portal joke meme fail</p>

<p>In computer lab,
Waiting for my class at 3,
Been up since last night.</p>

<p>The weather is warm.
It's not an unpleasant change.
Spring is here again.</p>

<p>Anxiety kills
I'm home because of it now
This really does suck.</p>

<p>it's raining outside
3am, i'm so sleepy
IB history.</p>

<p>IB history
Oh, what misery you cause.
It isn't just me.</p>

<p>my mom baked a cake
i was on cc all night
now i don't get cake</p>

<p><em>high five</em> rhymeswithgreen
European History?
taking all my sleep.</p>

<p>School is so tiring
But course selection time, yay!
I am very weird.</p>

<p>I love course booklets
full of possibilities.
I read, and I dream... :D</p>

<p>oh the course booklets
so far away yet so near
must graduate first</p>

<p>I can't wait for high
school to be done with at last
it's getting so old</p>

<p>i should really work
i'm addicted to the net
gah i oughta go</p>

<p>@tokyogurl:</p>

<p>No, American
But when it comes to World War,
Might as well be world. </p>

<p>IA draft was due...
Not much more for me to say.
Group 4 due same day.</p>

<p>It's so frustrating!
Scholarships want me to tell
How my life will be.</p>

<p>I can't. I don't know.
I don't know which school I'll pick,
much less what major.</p>