The Myth of the Essay Topic

<p>a lots of students are curious about:</p>

<p>"what’s a good topic?"
"is one KIND of topic better than another?"
"are certain topics too cliched?"</p>

<p>this may be tough to swallow, but it’s the truth:</p>

<p>the actual topic or content of your essay isn't important at all!</p>

<p>the better approach is to attack it from the other end: THE DESIRED RESULT.</p>

<p>your essay, regardless of what it's about, needs to DO two things:</p>

<p>1) make the reader develop a STRONG picture for who you are, and</p>

<p>2) make the reader EXCITED ABOUT THAT PICTURE</p>

<p>sounds obvious, and maybe a little too easy, but the reality is... pulling it off is challenging. the GOOD NEWS is that the topic itself is, therefore, not something you should worry about.</p>

<p>it’s the voice, and the style, and the “vapors” you give off that will rock your readers.</p>

<p>and that's exactly where most students [and parents!] get it absolutely wrong!!!</p>

<p>the essay is not a resume. the schools HAVE all that information in your grades, your rank, the challenge-level of your coursework, and your test scores.</p>

<p>your essay needs to be CHARMING.</p>

<p>CHARMING can take many forms. it can be through wit, a sardonic voice, a quirky take on a trite subject, hyperactive self-awareness, raw and gut-wrenching honesty, stubbornness [that's likeable and not off-putting], a strong point of view, you name it.</p>

<p>“okay great, but practically speaking, how do i DO THAT!?!?!”</p>

<p>well, there isn't just ONE way to go about achieving that... and there’s much more to say about this issue, obviously… but here’s something EVERYONE can do to start off on the right track:</p>

<p>DO NOT TRY TO IMPRESS YOUR READER.</p>

<p>if somewhere deep down inside, you hope the reader will be impressed by the stuff you’ve written, you are likely… sunk. the reader will be onto you before the first sentence is even over.</p>

<p>this is possibly the most common tendency we’ve noticed in students’ first drafts: feeling that gravitational pull to TRY TO IMPRESS.</p>

<p>if, however, your writing shows that you don’t even CARE what the reader thinks… THAT often translates into confidence.</p>

<p>BINGO.</p>

<p>an essay dripping with confidence promises <em>potential</em> and a student with <em>potential</em> is wayyyy more appealing than a student with a laundry list of impressive accomplishments.</p>

<p>couple ideas on how to go about taking that first crack:</p>

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<p>[li] pretend your essay will be read by NO ONE. now... you have to really commit to that. let yourself be silly. let yourself be honest. let yourself be sloppy. write stuff down that might shock someone if they were to read it. at the end of it, maybe you really DON’T wish for anyone to read something too personal. but perhaps there’s something in there that’s exciting... that you can parlay into a sparkling piece.</p>[/li]
<p>[li] pretend you’re flirting with someone. sound crazy? well, nothing brings home the point of “not what you say but HOW you say it” better. now, flirting with words is not meant to be taken LITERALLY! this is not a romance letter. rather, if you’re writing about why you like Macs versus PCs… or about the epiphany you experienced during your hike to the peak of a mountain, or why your life long dream is to dive into a giant pool of cake batter, cool. but, just for fun, pretend your essay needs to CHARM the person of your affections. do it with your words, do it with the in-between-the-lines stuff. be suggestive, be clever, be slick, be indirect, but never take your eye off the goal... which is to CHARM. sounds INSANE probably, but give it a shot. the BEST writing is often SEDUCTIVE.</p>[/li]
<p>[li] often times, great ideas are LOCKED inside shells that SEEM trite and overplayed. two things are true, all at once: (1) every idea has been done before and (2) there is no such thing as cliched, if your execution is compelling. you can write an essay about how your dad is the best daddy in the whole wide world. and depending on the freshness of your voice and attitude and point-of-view, the result can be SPECTACULAR. it can also be what you fear worst: common. one practical way of getting to the deliciously UNCOMMON stuff within your ideas, is to put them to the ultimate challenge at EVERY. SINGLE. TURN. here’s how:</p>[/li]
<p>ask yourself a hurtful question at the end of every thought and sentence: “who cares?” or equally as effective, “so what?”</p>

<p>once you answer that question, ask it again, and try to answer it again. feel good, take a deep breath… and then ask it again. keep doing it until your HAIR HURTS from cooking your brain! at some point, you’ll feel this amazing moment where you’ve uncovered an interesting TRUTH or indefinable THING that was there the entire time, that you simply took for granted. asking yourself "so what" is a neat tool to help you DIG through to that kernel of gold.
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<p>that all might seem complicated, and for sure if you have questions never hesitate to PM me.</p>

<p>cheers,
Raj</p>

<p>Ugh...feel the marketing slime dripping off this one...</p>

<p>Raj will be happy to read your essay for $1200....</p>

<p>hey sashby, i'm really sorry if you misunderstood my post or intentions here. if something i said or implied was at all unclear (and i guess it must have been?) i'm sorry. definitely wasn't my goal.</p>

<p>i'm posting here to offer free advice, no strings attached. students on these types of boards can sometimes get misinformation. i went to brown university and was accepted to a bunch of other similarly competitive schools, and have helped lots of folks get into great places, too. so maybe i can be of some help.</p>

<p>it’s true i run a company that helps people get into schools. and like most companies, we do charge money. (more than most, and less than some.) but just to be clear, all the advice i offer up on this board is absolutely, 100% free. i have no intention of suggesting or soliciting business for my company.</p>

<p>i hope that clears everything up for you. again, sorry if my last post was at all unclear. and hopefully my presence on this board (and background) is nothing but helpful for everyone...</p>

<p>Raj</p>

<p>this is an incredible post raj, just like the PM you shot me. its really gonna help me with my essay. thanks. i think everyone shoudl read this.</p>

<p>thanks for the help you've given me. your advice, which was as long and if not more than the essay itself, will help me a lot. </p>

<p>sash, that $1200 is definitely worth it :)... especially compared to those who charge a lot more...</p>

<p>yeah, i agree</p>