The Official Bragging Thread

<p>I'm the only person I know that was born March 10th!</p>

<p>I think I'm pretty awesome. I'm probably more awesome than your neighbor's cousin's teacher's grandson. tehe.</p>

<p>I am the humbleist person I know! And the best speller.</p>

<p>Lol, of course CCers like to brag. There is an entire forum devoted to it. It's called "What Are My Chances?" :)</p>

<p>I'm the youngest person here, so I'll live longer than all of you. :)</p>

<p>I got a 2500 on the SAT last year, the only one who attatained that sort of score</p>

<p>It was more like 2000, but hey October is another month</p>

<p>I know the difference between upstage, downstage, onstage, offstage, stage right, and stage left!</p>

<p>And I can do Math!</p>

<p>Right now, I'm writing a masterpiece murder mystery. True, yet worthy of bragging. PM me if you want the intro - I'd appreciate any criticism. :)</p>

<p>Its so obvious why I'm the best. I don't even have to give a reason</p>

<p>I know how to wax classic skis better than Icer.</p>

<p>I'm human. Something most CCers seem not to be.</p>

<p>I'm sub-human...</p>

<p>Blondie tell them why Im the greatest. I think you know better than all of us</p>

<p>because you're a giant?</p>

<p>Oh oh! I can throw a rifle in the air, let it spin around 5 times, and catch it with a nice smacking noise.</p>

<p>..and I have a really nice pig collection.</p>

<p>I have skills. CRAZY skills.</p>

<p>Be jealous.</p>

<p>I can mentally solve a quadratic formula problem under 10 seconds!</p>

<p>I feel no pain...</p>

<p>Actually, I feel little pain, but that's really a bad thing.</p>

<p>Yeah, well I collect sporks.
AND I had the lowest ever grade in AP Calc in the history of my school for about 3 weeks - 16 percent! What now?!</p>

<p>I rule the universe.</p>