The Perfect Harvard Applicant

<p>I suggest the youngest one to win an Academy Award, Grammy Award, Tony Award, or even an Emmy Award lol</p>

<p>Ouch, those second and silver medals are definitely going to hurt you. I suggest getting a Nobel Prize or discovering a new element.</p>

<p>Should also be an URM, three or four generation legacy, both parents working in important positions at harvard, and an ancestor should have donated a large sum of money to harvard and have a building named after him</p>

<p>You forgot legacy, first gen, low income, African-American (URM)</p>

<p>@Jess</p>

<p>Yes, Person X needs to be an impoverished American Indian (a legacy first-generation, eh? Intardasting). Also, needs more musical talent. I suggest French or English horn, as well as singing semi-professional operatic tenor, better than Boe and Domingo. But if you add too much, this gets less funny and more a list of things Harvard applicants HAVE done. Hell, just add “7th grade: Created Facebook and gave Mark Zuckerberg the credit because you felt bad for him and his stupid-looking face”. </p>

<p>Just kidding, Mark, if you’re out there. Jessie Eisenberg has very pointy features, though.</p>

<p>Poor guy. Did he have any time to enjoy with friends?</p>

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<p>How could you be a first generation legacy?</p>

<p>I’d be like… NO.</p>

<p>IMO the perfect Harvard applicant is the one who does the least work, EC and academics and still get in</p>

<p>There is no perfect applicant, even Jesus was rejected…</p>

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<p>A cure for cancer, THAT’s whats missing ;)</p>