<p>granted, but it's from the impounded auction, and Buck just got out of prison.</p>
<p>i wish i was medium-buff</p>
<p>granted, but u r a cow. ouch! and i like my steak medium-rare..yumm.. </p>
<p>i wish i was the funniest person in the world</p>
<p>granted but the only people who could laugh at your jokes were mute</p>
<p>i wish i could fly</p>
<p>Granted, but you always split your sides laughing at your own lines and have to spend days cracking jokes in the hospital bed.</p>
<p>I wish my hair could change colours according to my mood.</p>
<p>Granted but FBIs will come after you and force you to spend the rest of your lives being tortured by brainless scientists</p>
<p>I wish i was taller</p>
<p>granted but then you'd wish you were shorter</p>
<p>I wish I was the smarest person in the world</p>
<p>true but then u'd have no friends... case in point, stephen hawking!</p>
<p>i wish i could lick my elbows...</p>
<p>granted but who wants to get saliva on their elbows!</p>
<p>I wish I knew cujoe</p>
<p>true... but then ur image of me would be distorted, as the real person never lives up to hype <em>sigh</em></p>
<p>i wish... we'd all get into our first choice schools... how do u put a negative spin on THAT?</p>
<p>granted, but you wouldn't learn from rejection</p>
<p>I wish I was cool</p>
<p>hey who said u weren't!!</p>
<p>i wish i could read/write japanese</p>
<p>granted, but I don't know what to say</p>
<p>I wish I was good at this game</p>
<p>Granted, but you're addicted to CC and neglect the rest of your life. </p>
<p>I wish I could rewind time.</p>
<p>granted, but its a movie, and you have to return it the next day. </p>
<p>i wish i had blue eyes</p>
<p>granted, but all you need to do is get color contacts, no wishing involved</p>
<p>i wish i could be rid of all my vices</p>
<p>granted, but what you didn't realize is that some of your vices included cleanliness, being intelligent, and not murdering children.</p>
<p>i wish the forest by my house would burn down. It blocks the view of the winery.</p>
<p>Granted, but the forest fire burns down your house too. Now's there's plenty of view with no room. </p>
<p>I wish elevenblanks would play this game more often LOL</p>
<p>Granted, but when you started the fire in the forest, it ended up burning down your house, so you had to relocated to another house where there was a mountain between you an the winery.</p>
<p>I wish I had psychic powers.</p>
<p>Oh, asdf, I think you already do. ;) Or maybe it's just that the reply to elevenblanks' wish was too obvious. :p</p>
<p>haha...you're right =p</p>