<p>Granted, but then you'd be in the same Worker's Union as Ms. Cleo.</p>
<p>I wish summer would come sooner.</p>
<p>granted, but then you'll miss the end tornado season</p>
<p>I wish I could type numbers on my keyboard faster</p>
<p>granted, but someone in the media catches on to your ability to type so fast, and you are thrust into a whirlwind life as a B-Line celebrity known only for typing quickly, and nothing else. Sure you do the Today Show and Regis and Kelly, but after those first two months, it's all down hill from there, with no potential for job opportunities or a steady boyfriend/girlfriend.</p>
<p>I wish olive trees were bigger.</p>
<p>granted, but then olives would be bigger, and you would choke on them and die</p>
<p>I wish today was my birthday</p>
<p>granted, but your REAL birthday was 16 years ago. So now you're wishing for something that doesn't exist anymore. Thus you are sad. (Ha! Any logical fallacies in that?)</p>
<p>I wish I didn't get razed on the NCAA tourney before the sweet sixteen...</p>