<p>Going to a class hungover</p>
<p>Power hour
keg and eggs</p>
<p>Get extremely drunk and high off marijuana simultaneously</p>
<p>BUCKET LIST:</p>
<p>Take a road trip with your buddies across the country.</p>
<p>Vote in elections for your student government.</p>
<p>At least ONE hookup. That really isn’t too much to ask.</p>
<p>All-nighter in the library.</p>
<p>Music festival. Camping. Bofires. But def a music festival, they are so much fun.</p>
<p>Sexile (on both the giving and the receiving ends).</p>
<p>4 am Sober Adventure.</p>
<p>Study abroad.</p>
<p>Date a stereotype (geek, jock, etc) for at least 2 months. </p>
<p>“unusual” jobs</p>
<p>Go out on a date with a Professor</p>
<p>Go streaking on the last day of finals.</p>
<p>date a TA </p>
<p>Rush a fraternity/sorority </p>
<p>Join some crazy club like cage fighting, something that would broaden your horizon.</p>
<p>Blow-off class to do something fun</p>
<p>Pull an insane prank on someone, no matter how mean</p>
<p>Skip a test you found out only on the day it was given, then lie yourself blue in the face to the teacher and get to take it later.</p>
<p>Have the gall/nerve/■■■■■■■ to creatively manipulate a 4-page Times New Roman 12 pt paper into a 7-page paper</p>
<p>Get really high and check out the campus from the roof of the tallest building on campus.</p>
<p>Take a picture with someone new each day and upload it to Facebook. Then see if you end up being Facebook buddies…eventually. Lawl. </p>
<p>Do a “road-trip” with your best buddies to one of the few remaining girls colleges in the country for one of their big “mixer” parties. </p>
<p>Celebrate a national championship. </p>
<p>Join an intramural sports team or just play random sports at 2 am with your friends! </p>
<p>A threesome</p>
<p>Skydiving; bunjee jumping; hangliding </p>
<p>—> I’d add:</p>
<p>Go to class drunk at least once</p>
<p>Swim in the university fountain/river/pond</p>
<p>Throw a party (costume party in January, hold a block party etc.)</p>
<p>Take a picture with your school mascot</p>
<p>Climb a school building/sneak into a building after dark just for the heck of it </p>
<p>Go on a crazy spring break trip</p>
<p>Drunk snowball fight/drunk sledding on dining hall trays</p>
<p>Go tailgating for a football game</p>
<p>Power hour
keg and eggs</p>
<p>Get extremely drunk and high off marijuana simultaneously</p>
<p>scare the hell out of a freshman</p>
<p>Praise jesus</p>
<p>do I hear crickets?</p>
<p>hookup with someone of the same sex…this is mostly targeted to girl/girl hookups at parties</p>
<p>Be high when you take one of your finals.</p>
<p>As they say, “study high, test high, score high”</p>
<p>Partake in recreational drugs with a professor.
Witness an all girl nude pillow fight
Rush a Greek chapter
Hook up with your girlfriends roommate
Hang out an all minority bar and live to tell about it
Party too much so that your Frat is on academic probation
Go to a toga party
Get your Frat kicked off campus, get one of your brothers to seduce the Dean’s wife, and then stick it to the Dean</p>
<p>After a D-Bag at the bar bumps into you, spilling your beer all over your new sneakers, and doesn’t apologize- approach him, then viciously beat the crap out of him in front of all his frat brothers.</p>
<p>Once the lesser male is thoroughly destroyed, look at his friends and say, “SEE! This is what happens when you wear Ed Hardy t-shirts! This is what happens when you pop your collar!”</p>
<p>Then, turn to the other patrons at the bar and get all Russell Crow on them like Gladiator, “IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANT, IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR?”</p>
<p>Do a keg stand
Play beer pong
Sneak into a bar/club with either no ID or a fake ID</p>
<p>Bigeast, excellent, but you forgot something to add at the end:</p>
<p>THEN WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN A HOSPITAL, AND HAVE BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK, AFTER BEING BEATEN UP BY YOUR OPPONENT’S FRAT BROTHERS.</p>
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<p>^^^Addendum: then burn down their frat house once you are released from the hospital and escape to a country without extradition treaties</p>
<p>^^^^ha!..then find out that one of the frat brothers of the burned down house is the son of the President of the country that you escaped to.</p>
<p>Bigeast, excellent, but you forgot something to add at the end:</p>
<h2>THEN WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN A HOSPITAL, AND HAVE BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK, AFTER BEING BEATEN UP BY YOUR OPPONENT’S FRAT BROTHERS. ~ JohnAdams21</h2>
<p>Ha, not likely.</p>
<p>At least not back in college.</p>
<p>I was a tight end at a DI school - BCS caliber. 6"4" 235 lbs, with an attitude like a cobra bite.</p>
<p>I will take my chances with my offensive line and my controllably aggressive linebackers anyday. Frat dudes are weak - just walk up to the biggest one in the group, one-punch him into next week and watch the other followers scatter like sheep.</p>
<p>You’re the wolf. </p>
<p>Then claim your glory.</p>
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<p>You’re lucky that you didn’t meet me in a fight in college. I know how to duck. And then run. Maybe not faster than a tight end though.</p>
<p>Be hungover / still a little drunk in class.</p>
<p>On a weekend, drop shrooms with your best friend and walk around your college town all day.</p>
<p>DO AN UNDIE RUN
Go to a rave</p>
<p>Shoot up heroin.</p>