Things Everyone Must do at college one time

<ol>
<li>smoke weed</li>
<li>snort adderall (the pills for ADHD patients, which keep you awake)</li>
<li>drink until you puke</li>
<li>get sandwiched by two hot girls on dance floor</li>
<li>hook up and have sex with someone whom you don;t know the last name of</li>
<li>Keg stand</li>
<li>Blackout</li>
<li>Get banned from a restaurant for violent acts</li>
<li>get in debt</li>
<li>pull all nighters</li>
<li>Get upperclassmen to buy you alcohol</li>
<li>Have a crazy roadtrip</li>
<li>experience something you never thought you'd experience</li>
<li>have anal sex</li>
<li>have oral sex</li>
<li>go on a date</li>
</ol>

<p>YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. YOU NEED TO DO SOME CRAZY S**T.</p>

<p>steal something that is city property.. i.e. a sign or something of the sort</p>

<p>i second that. my friends like to steal cones.</p>

<p>-get kicked out of the library
-get your roommate laid (s/he will owe you indefinitely)
-go vegan/vegetarian/something for a semester
-wear your flip flops when theres two feet of snow on the ground
-rent a porn for your most sheltered friends birthday... watch en masse
-have sex in the shower
-turn your room into a ball pit
-survive for a week on ramen and ezmac.
-hang out with a professor after midnight
-attend an 'anything but clothes' party
-train for a marathon
-read under a tree on a beautiful spring day
-use your brita to try to filter really cheap vodka
-become president of a club you know nothing about
-attend an academic conference
-go to every religious service on campus at least once
-go to class drunk/high
-develop a habit with the sole intent of upsetting your roommate
-drive three hours to get dinner
-have a votergasm
-play strip scrabble (i THINK i invented this game)
-try out a completely different name in one of your classes
-climb into a non-first floor window.
-have an 'edward 40-hands' party
-walk until you get lost
-develop a cult-like following for a non-spectator sport
-convince your parents youre going to major in dance
-run for mayor
-neglect your mail until someone from the mailroom calls
-set off the fire alarm at 3am on a friday/saturday night (dont start a fire)
-completely overachieve in a class
-sleep on a couch in your departments lounge
-adopt a wild campus squirrel/cat/etc for your hall
-organize a boycott/march/rally
-go an entire semester in a class without buying the textbooks</p>

<p>most of these have been said before but this is my personal list</p>

<ul>
<li>black out</li>
<li>smoke weed</li>
<li>drink till you vomit blood (or just vomit, thats up to you)</li>
<li>get shamed</li>
<li>go to a rally/protest/riot and practice some civil disobedience</li>
<li>run from the police</li>
<li>pull an all nighter on adderall</li>
<li>power hour</li>
<li>go to the salvation army store and buy ridiculous stufff</li>
<li>go to class drunk/high</li>
<li>hookah!</li>
<li>facebook the hottest people at your school even if you don't know them</li>
<li>do a keg stand</li>
<li>bong and shotgun a beer</li>
<li>drink the cheapest most disgusting beer (natty light, milwaukee's best)</li>
<li>drink the nicest most expensive beer (corona's, anything foreign or bottled)</li>
<li>play with duct tape while drunk, get stuck to the wall or ceiling</li>
<li>go streaking</li>
</ul>

<p>I agree with MacTech, the only ones that matter are</p>

<ol>
<li>Drink lots of beer</li>
<li>Have lots of sex</li>
</ol>

<p>Everything else is secondary</p>

<ol>
<li>get involved in clubs and organizations that are specifically for a group of people who you are not. ex: join the Hispanic Leadership Oraganization (at my school) even if your not Latino(or something to that affect). Youll meet amazing people and learn about different cultures in the process.</li>
<li>do something that no one would ever expect you to do.</li>
<li>do something other than party, have sex, or something illegal. (theres more to college than that).</li>
</ol>

<p>Wait - so you mean you actually go to college to learn? where's the fun in that?</p>

<p>Yes I go to college to learn. That is the point. Higher education.</p>

<p>Borrrringggg.</p>

<p>ill just comment on what ive done</p>

<p>stay up all night drinking
stay up all night studying
stay up all night having sex
blackout and forget entire nights
wake up too hungover to go to class and puke until 8 at night
gain 15 pounds in the first 3 weeks of school
hook up with girls you regret in the morning
steal anything, especially something you have no use for
learn how to tap a keg, tie a bowtie, and do appropriate keg stands
chug a bottle of liquor
learn to enjoy wine...for at least a night..
streak..
get into trouble w/ the cops
get and use a fake id at least once
pass out with your shoes on and get shamed</p>

<p>Wow--never done ANY of those things. Ah well, to each his/her own.</p>

<p>thank you rayj28...</p>

<p>i was almost worried that college is singularly about sex, drinking, and drugs.</p>

<p>i mean, if i wanna indulge in that stuff i might as well stay in high school.</p>

<p>March... Ring a Bell... Wear Civilian Clothes to Lunch... Shine Shoes... Beat the Crap out of a f***up...</p>

<p>oh wait... I forgot I don't go to a normal college where you're allowed to have normal types of fun.</p>

<p>this is from my freshman year...</p>

<p>-type a 5 page english paper wasted out of your mind after big brother night and make an A
-go to 9:30 Chem class hungover and have to leave 2 times in 80 min to throw up
-get drunk on thursday nights (the new friday)
-have sex on the tiger paw on the 50 yard line of Death Valley (havent yet but im workin on it)
-bong a beer with a professor (TAs count too)
-dick up laundry
-pregame as much as possible
-learn that football season is as much about the tailgating as it is about football
-call home for money</p>

<p>
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stay up all night having sex

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Depends if you want to live to see the light of day or not...</p>