<p>If the stuff in my opening post is actually occuring, I believe that there should be a term for what Ivy-obsessed parents are doing to give their children the "Ivy edge."</p>
<p>I suggest that we call this condition "IVY-OBSESSIONITIS"
(pronounced eye-vee-ub-seh-shun-eye-tis)</p>
<p>This condition has been spreading rapidly, and there's no end in sight. Currently, there is no vaccination and no cure. It is believed to have begun in the suburbs, and it has spread to both urban and rural areas. It is most prevalent on the East and West coasts, but cases of Ivy-Obsessionitis have been found in all 50 states. Wealthy and highly educated parents are particularly prone to this condition. Parents with graduate degrees are at extreme risk.</p>
<p>There are two varieties of Ivy-Obsessionitis (I-O):</p>
<p>a) Early Onset Ivy-Obsessionitis (E-O-I-O):
Begins at the birth of first child....These parents enroll their one-year
old in a "Tier One" day-care center. To be considered "Tier One", 100%
the the day-care center's "grads" must have eventually gone on to
attend an Ivy League School. Under certain conditions, a day-care
center can be considered "Tier One", even if less than 100% of its
graduates eventually went on to attend Ivy League Schools.<br>
For instance: As long at 80% attended Ivies and the remaining 20%
attended Stanford or MIT, the day-care center would still be considered
"Tier One."</p>
<pre><code>"Tier Two" day-care centers would include those where at least 80%
of its grads have gone on to attend those college described in Tier
One, with the remaining 20% attending colleges such as Swarthmore,
Haverford, Rice, etc.
Once you get below "Tier Two", the chances of a parent's child getting
into an Ivy are greatly diminished. These children often end up at State
Colleges.
Ratings of various Day-Care Centers will appear in an upcoming issue
of a magazine that will be hitting the newsstands soon.
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<p>b) Regular Onset Ivy-Obsessionitis (R-O-I-O): Begins when child enters
7th grade. Since the obsession arose late in the game compared to
those parents with E-O-I-O. These parents spend excessive
amounts of money on the following: SAT prep, "college strategists"
who will provide their children with inside information to give them the
"Ivy edge," and on "consultants" who will edit college essays to
perfection.</p>