This is either the best or the worst thing I have ever written

College Essays
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<p>Wanna help me decide?</p>

<p>It's my main Common App essay. It's supposed to be the story of my life and the lessons I've learned told allegorically as the creation of a sentence. Or something. I really don't know if it works AT ALL, but there are grammar jokes.</p>

<p>You can read if you're 09 or applying to the same places I am, I don't really care.</p>

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<p>I'll read it if you want. :]</p>

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<p>im interested. i already wrote mine</p>

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<p>I'll read it if you need any more help. PM me if you so desire.</p>

<p>P.S. I LOVE grammar jokes.</p>

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<p>If puns are involved, I'd love to help. I'm done with my common app essays.</p>

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<p>Sure, I'll take a look. PM it over.</p>

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<p>I could take a look (though I AM an 09er)</p>

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<p>seems interesting, ill read it!</p>

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<p>I'll read it ('09er though)</p>

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<p>I'll read it. 09'er, but I love puns and grammar and all that jazz</p>

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<p>I'll read it if you would like the point of view of a parent. My son once wrote a short story about pronouns, and it was hilarious!</p>

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<p>Adult, college parent willing to read & critique your essay if you PM it to me.</p>

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<p>i'll read it, pm me!</p>

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<p>I'm an '09er, but pm me please. I'm not applying to Brown.</p>

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<p>PM it to me! :)</p>

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<p>Brown was the other thread jaculum!! lol!!</p>

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<p>This essay is win in my opinion</p>

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<p>i'll read, would you mind reading mine as well?</p>

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<p>It sounds interesting haha. I love puns! :O </p>

<p>Can I read?</p>

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<p>i'll read.</p>