This money smells terrible.

<p>I'm holding some money right now. I like to smell money; which is what I did this time. honestly, this money smells like it was lodged inside someone's ass! I really don't want to put it in my wallet now.</p>

<p>That sucks. Maybe the money was circulated through a strip bar.</p>

<p>Or a...skunk zoo.</p>

<p>ahahahaha!</p>

<p>lol
nah...it was probably just in someone's bra.</p>

<p>It freaks me out a little where cash may have been. I saw a movie once where there were these dudes snorting stuff through rolled up dollars. Toilets get disinfected all the time, but no one disinfects cash!</p>

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Toilets get disinfected all the time

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I must be using the wrong toilets. :)</p>

<p>I guess it costs them less to just keep printing more.
A few days ago, I walked into a crappy shop to buy a coke. There was a doorman's wife there buying cigarettes (who took the money our from her bra). Unfortunately, that money was destined to be my change!! It went from her to the salesman to me; gross!</p>

<p>Ew. Just ew.</p>

<p>What made you want to smell your money? Have you been trying to sniff stuff using bills?</p>

<p>i smell money too when i feel like it. it's like gas. love the smell or hate it. :)</p>

<p>money always smells bad... now I really don't want to think where my money has been... ewww... now I need rubber gloves before I touch it... Lysol... haha</p>

<p>As for smelling money... that is a bit wierd, but I admit, I've done it before...</p>

<p>I smell stuff all the time. mostly if it's something new or something I just got. I smell books all the time; Paper; money... sometimes even white board markers (I love that smell; I think it's addictive)</p>

<p>...if by addictive you mean cancerous.</p>

<p>Z100 (a radio station in new york) had one of their employees do a prank where they put a dollar bill in the urinal. All 10 times people took the money. One guy even took a 5 dollar bill out from a toilet filled with crap. ahahahaha</p>

<p>whiteboard markers are cancerous?!?!</p>

<p>If it were me, I'd definately take a bill covered in crap. I once took a lit cigarette off a toilet seat!</p>

<p>according to this months glamour, money does carry bacteria, but not enough to make you sick. same with toilets.</p>

<p>what else does bacteria do exactly?</p>

<p>Omg. I smell stuff all the time too!!! Just random stuff. I especially like to smell new books. I also love the smell of money and gasoline.</p>

<p>gasoline?!? The smell makes me sick to my stomach (but I still smell it; I don't know why).
I smell books all the time too. They all smell good for some reason. (The only book that smelled bad was the blue book; It smelled like my money!)</p>

<p>books with glossy pages smell best.</p>

<p>I hate National Geographics...magazines smell terrible. But books smell delicious. I love the smell of gasoline and cigarette smoke. But the best smell of all is BREAD.</p>