<p>This is funny because I was thinking about this exact issue last night when -- oddly enough -- I was visiting with some people who had a regular old color TV and a DVD player that had "Progressive Scanning" as a feature -- so important a feature that those words are emblazoned in silver on the DVD player.</p>
<p>Sorry, fun is fun, but we can talk about this in terms of the Bunkel Index and WBTY Indices later...</p>
<p>When you're comparison shopping, you put things side-by-side and think, "Oh, look I can have this and that and the other feature on my DVD player." Progressive scanning is an excellent feature because it steps up the signal from the DVD player to the television so that an HDTV set displays all the detail it can possibly display. If you've got an HDTV set, you want -- perhaps need -- progressive scanning for your DVD player. That usually means you need a first tier DVD player.</p>
<p>But if you've got a regular television, the image output you see won't be improved one iota by progressive scanning. The image is controlled or limited by the capabilities of the television itself. Progressive scanning isn't going to hurt the picture. But there's really no call to go shopping -- and making sacrifices for other features to stay in your budget -- by seeking out a progressive scan DVD player.</p>
<p>In the end, after all your shopping, you bring your DVD player home, hook up all the cables, figure out how to set the clock, and watch a show. Most of the time you're not even watching a DVD on your television as it is. But when you do, you're not watching it in a big showroom where your Magnasui TV and Omega-3 DVD player aren't quite as brilliant and spectacular as the Sony "Master Series" Plasma HDTV flat screen TV and the matching Sony "Director's Edition" DVD player (with progressive scanning, natch). You're back in your den, watching "The Price Is Right" and Carol Merrill looks as pretty as ever to you because the picture is just right when it's not compared to that Sony combination you don't need.</p>
<p>In that case, sitting in your den while folding clothes, the Magnasui-Omega-3 combination is perfect. And, as far as you're concerned, once you've left the showroom and returned to your real world setting where you're free from the pressures of keeping up with the Joneses and peeking in at what other American households are buying into...your DVD player, which does everything you want and expect of it, is nothing less than a Tier One DVD player.</p>
<p>So it goes for people who attend the Hill School or Episcopal HS or some of the other schools that -- just yesterday -- were classified here as Tier Two schools. If you're at those schools, you're getting a full education. One of the best possible. Hopefully exactly the education that you're looking for. And maybe you were in the showroom during the application season kicking the tires at Exeter or Andover or Choate, but once your high school education is underway...you're done with that comparison shopping and you're too busy getting a Tier One education at the school that fits your needs to even be bothered with the concepts of Tier One and Tier Two that matter only conceptually in the showroom of the Prep School Admissions board of College Confidential.</p>
<p>Some creepy salesman let my elderly friends buy a progressive scanning DVD player. What a jerk. I'm sure he told them that it was the best there is. And they probably looked at one connected to a Sony plasma flat-screen HDTV and decided that they'd like a top tier DVD player, too. If only they had a better salesman who understood that they're working with equipment that will perform just as fine with other more sensible DVD players as it will with any top tier DVD player. What's top tier for the guy at Mel's Audio-Video Emporium is different from what's top tier back at home, in the real world.</p>