<p>Harvard
Yale
Princeton
Stanford
Columbia
Penn
Darthmouth
Duke
Cornell</p>
<p>Top Ten Schools:
1. The best school for one kid.
2. The best school for another kid.
3. The best school for an entirely different kid.
4. The best school for someone else.
5. The best school for the kid standing next to that kid.
6. The best school for the kid whose locker is next to the other kid.
7. The best school for someone's kid who is unrelated.
8. The best school for someone's kid who is related.
9. The best school for someone who graduated with kid 6.
10. The best school for a kid standing next to the kid in the red shirt.</p>
<p>How these rankings were calculated: Uniqueness of each student was taken into consideration and ranked for the best fit. All 10 students are happy and successful in their schools, after choosing them based on best fit.</p>
<p>hahahahahahahahahahah</p>
<p>its kinda funny/ironic that someone named panic is telling me to calm down.</p>
<p>you need to work on your reading skills....did you even read my second post?
i said that i was posting it on twice on purpose so people will actually read it because no one seems to ever read anything that is said on these types of threads. they skip what has already been said and then they say exactly what tons of people have already said throughout the thread. so these things go in circles.
is it not okay for me to have an opinion and post it on here...im not allowed to post whatever i want too!? i guess not.....dang...tough luck i guess
okay sorry...i will work on my internet skills though...i have only posted over 900 posts on here...im not quite sure how it works yet. can you maybe give me some lessons?
k thx</p>
<p>Penn wins at bagel availability arms race in the university area. If there is a more important rubric for judging the excellence of an undergraduate education, I'd like to hear it.</p>
<p>I would think Columbia would have access to far better bagels. I've been to Philli, those bagels =/= NY bagels.</p>
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Penn wins at bagel availability arms race in the university area. If there is a more important rubric for judging the excellence of an undergraduate education, I'd like to hear it.
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Availability is just one factor! Freshness, taste, variety available, cost, and promptness of service should all be considered in such a rubric. Surely unlimited access to inferior bagels is not a good thing. ;)</p>