<p>They just write you up but nothing really happens, at least for alcohol. I have a friend who has been written up more times than I can remember him telling me and he says nothing ever happens. </p>
<p>@CollegeDropout1 </p>
<p>@CSB111 is right as far as I know. I too have heard that they just write you up and stuff.</p>
<p>…I don’t know about the controlled substances though, like weed. They might get a little more butthurt. Or not. Who knows? As a semi-stoner, I’d like to know UCLA’s stance on marijuana possession so that I don’t get in trouble.</p>
<p>@Cayton I’m also interested in knowing what will happen if you are caught dealing</p>
<p>@collegedropout1</p>
<p>I don’t deal. I just use. B-) </p>
<p>But don’t do drugs, kids. Drugs are bad, mmkay?</p>
<p>@Cayton Do you know if we are allowed to have any weapons? Nothing to flashy, just your standard 9mm </p>
<p>@CollegeDropout1 </p>
<p>I very strongly doubt you can.</p>
<p>Especially in an age where school shootings are becoming very common, I would recommend not carrying gun around as it’s probably against university rules. If you feel you need some sort of protection…carry a switchblade or something.</p>
<p>@Cayton, hahaha, that was a joke and so was the dealing thing.</p>
<p>@Cayton I am pretty sure @CollegeDropout1 is kidding. </p>
<p>I think if you get caught dealing by your RA, your methods are pretty bad, unless you got snitched on. </p>
<p>@CollegeDropout1 </p>
<p>Damn you Internet for not allowing me to be able to tell when someone’s making a joke. :(</p>
<p>Regardless, a switchblade is a good way to defend yourself if you can’t use a gun.</p>
<p>@collegedropout1 behav! >:) </p>
<p>You honestly couldn’t tell that was a joke @cayton? The minute he said dealing…</p>
<p>I remember seeing some lame UCLA residence hall video when I was looking for info about the dorms on youtube, and that video demonstrated exactly what I had imagined. Some RA storming in, demanding everyone to show their ID, and then everyone falling into a stupor of disappointment. It was pretty corny. </p>
<p>@lindyk8 </p>
<p>I ain’t as smart as you think. :P</p>
<p>@Cayton, gonna have to smoke that dank off campus for sure. It’s pretty easy to smoke cannabis and not get caught these days tho. That hash oil. </p>
<p>Definitely, @Zalrons.</p>
<p>But if I can’t get my hands on hash oil…there’s always edibles…</p>
<p>I’m not going to lie, UCLA is too beautiful a campus not to be faded at while being a student there. I could imagine myself getting some of their great food and then taking the greatest nap of my life on the grass.</p>
<p>One of my stoner fantasies, lol</p>
<p>I think we are all going to see that one guy hitting a bong in some discrete corner of campus one day and immediately know its @Cayton.</p>
<p>JK</p>
<p>Lol. Yeah I also opted for that 19 meal plan. Gonna get hella baked and use every damn swipe. </p>
<p>Am I allowed to have a knife in the dorms? I use it almost daily to open stuff, cut my cuticles, cut my hair, shave, etc. </p>
<p>I’m being serious…just fyi</p>
<p>Probably depends on how long the blade is.</p>
<p>About 4 inches</p>
<p>It’s a foldable knife, and not a switch/butterfly/k-bar</p>
<p>@BurntCorpse Straight from the Office of Residential Life. (<a href=“On Campus Housing Regulations | Residential Life”>https://www.orl.ucla.edu/regulations</a>)</p>
<p>A.15 Weapons
Unauthorized use or possession of firearms or replicas, ammunition, knives, potentially dangerous sporting equipment (including but not limited to pellet guns, paint guns, sling shots, air soft guns, swords, foils, archery equipment), or other weapons is prohibited within the On Campus Housing community. Martial arts weapons and such potentially dangerous sporting equipment may not be stored in the On Campus Housing community.</p>