Unique take on Where is Waldo, Really Essay?

<p>I wanted to take a unique take on this essay. Here's my rough draft of my intro, after this i plan on showing off my analytic skills and how i use them to track Waldo down to Vienna, Austria. Is this too out of the box, and can I use the word, "bastard"? </p>

<p>“Karnan, get in here!” Sgt. Gary’s gruff voice resounded off the walls with a firm sense of authority.
“Yes, Sgt.?” As I attempted to leap out of my desk, I dropped the Inspector badge I had been affectionately fondling. Sgt. Gary was not someone to take lightly.
“Looks like it’s finally your big shot. That bastard Waldo just swiped the world’s last Twinkie from the Smithsonian’s new exhibit, and he’s back in hiding. Our division’s been put in charge of bringing him in. Pinpoint his location and signal in, and we’ll bring down the fireworks on him.
My heart skipped a beat as the words processed through my mind</p>

<p>That sounds like an amazing start! I’m also applying to UChic, but I can’t think of anything halfway decent…</p>

<p>That’s very interesting. I am also applying here but decided to use one of the other essays. I like how you started it. I think you should use the word ■■■■■■■. I mean, be you. :)</p>