Wait.... what? huh? uhhhhh no... i mean yes, no

<p>sorry for the weird title, but that's the frame of mind i'm in right now. it seems like a lot of schools are asking why I want to go to college.... (face-smack, duh Matt!) sorry. this is how i type, i apologize ahead of time for the informalities. anyways, yeah. why do i want to go to college? my gut instinct and real reason: to make money. why do i want to be a business major? to become an entrepreneur, then business ceo, then venture capitalist. that's what I want. Grades are there. Scores are there. I'm pretty set. last thing in the way: essays. i'm not too bad of a writer, but I don't want to be just another boring essay that says "i want to go to college because x, y, z..." I want to stand out and "hit them in their critical area" as my friend would say, which my other friend would then follow with a very vulgar metaphor of dominating the other during sexual intercourse (super censored), but it's true... I want my essay to be bang on amazing, but I can't seem to find a way to get that undiscovered edge. Can someone help me out? </p>

<p>I'm also having similar trouble with the Claremont McKenna question. I can think of plenty of heroes that I could write decent essays about being their advisors, but nothing extraordinary. I rarely settle for less (haha i can't believe that i just added "rarely"), and i know college readers don't either. </p>

<p>PLEASE FLOOD ME WITH IDEAS (RANDOM OR NOT) <-- sorry about the caps lock, but i figure if this is all they're going to read, might as well be the stuff in caps.</p>

<p>all replies much much much appreciated.</p>

<p>Write about snails</p>

<p>Couldn’t you have just typed out those last two paragraphs? Jesus. Maybe write about the value of being concise in the digital age…</p>

<p>20509591: haha now we’re getting somewhere</p>

<p>wanton: see it’s people like you who like to take the easy way out of things. You’re so overenveloped in the now that you can’t enjoy the more complex problems of life.</p>

<p>“Pardon me for going on. I didn’t have time to write a shorter letter.”</p>

<p>just joking around man. only love here</p>

<p>chicknbrothel: amen… wait what?</p>