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College Essays
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<p>It shall make sense for people who read my essay :]</p>

<p>ESSAY FAQ</p>

<ol>
<li><p>What schools are you applying too?</p></li>
<li><p>How good must my essay be?</p></li>
<li><p>Which version of the essay is this?</p></li>
<li><p>What is your writing style like?</p></li>
<li><p>How long did you spend writing this?</p></li>
</ol>

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<ol>
<li><p>Northeastern, BU, a bunch of SUNYS like New Paltz, Oswego, and more. </p></li>
<li><p>My SATs suck, my grades are good but not great. My extras are amazing, so I need my essay to really be what gets me in!</p></li>
<li><p>My first draft :]</p></li>
<li><p>I write with a lot of comedy and sarcasm. And follow the KISS (keep it simple stupid rule). Very laid back, but can bring out the fanciness if need be; just not my style. </p></li>
<li><p>A couple of hours spent bored at work. I felt a surge of inspiration, picked up the keyboard, and did what I do best - write</p></li>
</ol>

<p>So who wants to take a shot at this?</p>

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<p>Oohh … it sounds like me! My ACTs aren’t that great and I need to write a kick ass essay. PM it over to me. :)</p>

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<p>I’ll read it (PM me) but I just want to say right now that I hope your sense of humor is really refined or it could backfire.</p>

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<p>Haha so true. But it is the same writing style I have had since about eight grade. And its netted me high scores on anything involving writing in high school, state exams, SATs, and more. Hopefully it comes through for me here :]</p>

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<p>pm me this better be funny</p>

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<p>pm me I ll take a look :D</p>

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<p>ahha sounds interesting ill read it :]</p>