<p>Quite sad. Perhaps some audience members will join in eventually.</p>
<p><resume drama=“”>
[dolcommon]
Ah gentlemen! Forsooth, silence thyselves!</resume></p>
<p>I think we have different versions of the play:</p>
<p>Subtle: What to do? lick figs?
Out of my sight!</p>
<p>I’m just using a fair amount of poetic license, like yourself</p>
<p>Rogue! Rogue! Out of all your sleights!</p>
<p>O, let the wild pigs run loose. I’ll gum your silks
With finest glue, an you come.</p>
<p>Sirrah - once again - I’ll strip ye well!</p>
<p>Marry, I shall mar your face, sir.</p>
<p>You loathsome cur! How dare ye speak such a threat?</p>
<p>I do, faith: and I shall tell thee how shortly.</p>
<p>First answer me this: who am I?</p>
<p>I’ll tell ye, for ye know not yourself.</p>
<p>Speak lower, ye mongrel.</p>
<p><shout>
You were, in a time not too far removed,
An honest, plain, hundred-pound man
Keeper of the house of your master
During vacations–</shout></p>
<p>Will you be quiet!?</p>
<p>And my money says that you are really a drunk sea-captain.</p>
<p>Your money says! Doctor dog! (Isn’t that a band?)</p>
<p>In the memory span of a goldfish*,
I say all this.</p>
<p>*The original is “Within man’s memory,” but I think this is a suitable substitution.</p>
<p>[No prob.]</p>
<p>Why, I pray you, have I been “countenanced”* by you or vice versa? Forsooth, remind me where we first met.</p>
<p>*I don’t know what this word means in context</p>
<p>Lucky, you die! <em>goes and punches Lucky to death then comes back</em></p>
<p>^^It means “seen”
^Haha, good Godot reference. “The Acacacademy of stuff…” etc. etc. Hilarious play is hilarious :D</p>
<p>My ears do fail me.</p>
<p>Bah! Flimshaw! Methinks it was at Pie-corner, where you sumptuously devoured the mere steam coming from cooks’ stalls, where you paced like some specter - all costive and filled as with worms of melancholy</p>