We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from OHIO!

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<p>Time to kick some Wolverine ass! Let the smack talking begin! I see that the odds makers have made THE Ohio State University a three point favorite. A little low if you ask me. All the smart money will be on OSU. A couple of U of M jokes for ya. (this are mostly plagarized, you could substitute any rival colleges in these jokes)</p>

<p>What does a Michigan grad call an Ohio State grad?
Boss</p>

<p>What do you call two good looking women walking through the U of M campus?
visitors</p>

<p>Whats the difference between Ann Arbor and a Porcupine?
Theres 100,000 pricks on the inside of Ann Arbor.</p>

<p>If anybody wants to bet this game (eyes Alexandre the Great) come hither. </p>

<p>(I realize that the OSU forum is dead on this board, that is why I post here, because it will rile up the most people, yeah this is an obvious troll, but for fun reasons)</p>

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<p>Is it that time of the year again? hehe Well, I am flying 7,000 miles to be in Ann Arbor on the OSU weekend. I am not going to the game, but I will watch it at one of the sports bars. I'll wager a friendly bet with you...how about the loser post a picture of himself wearing the rival school shirt on this forum?! hehe</p>

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<p>That bet would require finding a Michigan shirt. But that sounds like a plan. Maybe the loser would have to also post the picture wearing the shirt on their facebook profile also.

I never went to the game either, but the atmosphere around either campus is very fun. Lets increase the smack talk also. This is probably the most heated rivalry in all of sports period.</p>

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<p>i am going to the game in Ann Arbor, i live right outside columbus and everyone here is a huge bucknut fan. As always i am so pumped for this game and am hoping that Michigan will save their season by beating osu.</p>

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<p>YEAA MICHIGAN LOL...what bar are you guys goin 2? I'm gonna go psycho. A friend of mine from Loyola Chicago is comin up to AA (but he's a BIG TIME OSU fan) and of course knowing I would die without Michigan, we're gonna have fun yellin at each other lol</p>

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<p>This weekend is always so fun. although my pollyanna self worries that some cretinous fans will be rude to each other and start something, that Ann Arbor will end up looking bad because someone gets a beer poured on them, that sort of thing. I worry about the dumbest things.</p>

<p>My FIL brokered his pair of tickets for $900. He says he's sorry he did--he'd rather go to the game.</p>

<p>We just got a new TV--can't wait to watch the game on it. Michigan, don't break my heart.</p>

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<p>Ahh is it that time of year again? I'am soooo pumped! This means it's time to talk trash and more trash about that state down there and in respone to joev's jokes here are mine............</p>

<p>why would you name a football team after a nut? </p>

<p>Q: How many pallbearers would be needed for a OSU alumni funeral? </p>

<p>A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles. </p>

<p>Q-How do you get and Ohio State grad off your doorstep? </p>

<p>A-Pay him for the pizza. </p>

<p>What are the first words a successful Ohio State Graduate would say? </p>

<p>Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order? </p>

<p>Did you hear about the student who flunked out of UofM and then went to OSU?
He raised the standards of both schools </p>

<p>What is the only sign of relief after driving through Columbus?
"Ann Arbor 191 miles" </p>

<p>GO BLUE!!</p>

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<p>There's a University of Michigan flag on the moon. That's good enough for me.</p>

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<p>I wonder if College Gameday will be here this week.</p>

<p>Anyways, i'm going to the game. It's going to be a blast! I love watching OSU lose.</p>

<p>Guys, remember to cheer for Michigan State. If State wins, and we win, we win the Big Ten!</p>

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<p>college gameday's going to michigan state-penn state</p>

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<p>Both sides will be rooting for Michigan State believe that!</p>

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<p>Why? You can't win the Big 10 even if Michigan State wins. The game is meaningless to you.</p>

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<p>That's not entirely correct A2Wolves. If OSU and MSU win, OSU and PSU are co-Big 10 champs. But it is PSU that wins the tie-breaker for BCS bowl consideration since PSU won the head to head matchup. However, if OSU wins, they would finish their season 9-2 and ranked in the top 6 or 7. As such, OSU could get one of the two at-large BCS spots (Notre Dame will most likely get the other).</p>

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<p>Oh yeah...1pm OSU declares war! You guys are going down! I do love football season!</p>

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<p>"That's not entirely correct A2Wolves. If OSU and MSU win, OSU and PSU are co-Big 10 champs. But it is PSU that wins the tie-breaker for BCS bowl consideration since PSU won the head to head matchup."</p>

<p>Huh? If OSU wins they'd be 7-1 in the Big 10. And if MSU beats PSU, then PSU will be 6-2 in the Big 10. And OSU would win it outright, no ties...</p>

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<p>Oh yeah. It was Texas who beat them.</p>

<p>It doesn't matter though. Why are people talking like OSU is going to win this game, or that Michigan State has a chance? </p>

<p>Ugh, another Citrus Bowl for Michigan. I hope OSU likes the Outback, HAHA. The Alamo then the Outback Bowl, now there is an elite program for you!</p>

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<p>Eng_Dude makes us look silly! LOL</p>

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Why? You can't win the Big 10 even if Michigan State wins. The game is meaningless to you.

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<p>A2Wolves,
Tsk, Tsk ... all the while I thought you had absolute faith in our boys.</p>

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<p>Yeah the Big Ten title is decide by conference record, not overall record. If the Spartans and Bucks win, its the Rose Bowl equivalent for OSU!</p>

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<p>Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!</p>