Weirdest and most Hated Roomates?

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<p>i dunno, even 5-6 people would make enough noise for it to be hard to sleep at 3 am =/. It’d be cool if the roommate in question was considerate enough to move the conversation to the lounge or something.</p>

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<p>I’ve had some really crazy roommates.
“Tex” lived in a bathrobe, kept the heat at 85 degrees, left long hair all over the place, wore old-fashioned belted kotex,and only spoke chinese.
Mary had major depression and cried all the time.
Jane was flunking out and stayed up all night before tests cursing and vomiting.
But Becky was the worst. She dressed like a man in laundry service janitor pants and a white t-shirt. She thought she was a reincarnated werewolf and howled out the window at odd hours. She lived on candy bars and brownie mix, then would barf it up onto a paper plate and throw it onto the adjoining roof, where rats and pigeons ate it (her pets).All she drank was Thunderbird wine. She used my phone to make obscene phone calls to Mormon missionaries. She told them she was having fantasies about a 3-way with them and a black man. They were shocked and tried to counsel her. Weekends, she worked as a prostitute out of a converted garage. Her specialty was old geezers. She hated everybody except me (I made sure she didn’t hate me) and was planning how to murder a mysterious ex of hers named Albert. She was studying toxicology so she knew all the untraceable poisons. She was going to wait 2 years, then poison Albert, then move somewhere far away. I recently tracked her down. She’s in Alaska.</p>

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<p>^ made my day</p>

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<p>Remind me to stay away from Alaska!</p>

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<p>That made my day too hahahaha</p>

<p>p.s.
*** is “old-fashioned belted kotex”??? Sounds savage.
p.s.2
“3-way”… You mean threesome? LOL</p>

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<p>old fashioned belted kotex? im guessing like a chastity belt or something? haha
that made my day as well.</p>

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<p>Klepto roommate. Keep your hands off my stuff, srsly!</p>

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<p>jenthurmond (werewolf story one with the crazy Alaskan roommate) joined on Sep 2009 and posted his first and so far only post on this thread.</p>

<p>Don’t think his post is realistic in any way and it was just probably posted to make people laugh :)</p>

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<p>^ duuuuuuuh</p>

<p>Would serve as a fabulous movie plot though.</p>

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<p>anymore real ones?</p>

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<p>jenthurmond is a she. And her story is is real. I checked her out. She was lurking here, read the other stories in this thread, and joined just so that she could tell you about her weird roomies, especially Becky the werewolf.</p>

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<p>^^^^ AHHH, Got it… She’s Sarah Palin!</p>

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<p>I had some awesome roommates and other weird ones. For a while we lived in off-camput mixed apartment housing, so I had both M and F roommates/flatmates.</p>

<p>Roommate #1: stocked Asian Tea bowl on the shelves and over the desk, very smelly. Turn lights on/off at his own, and his only, discretion (including MY spot lamp).</p>

<p>Roommate #2: used to masturbated indiscretly, regardless of being on my direct sight (he was not gay btw) and being aware I was reading or not otherwise “distracted”.</p>

<p>Flatmate #1: ****ed off everyone else in the flat 'cause he was an environwacko. Would left open fast food/pizza carts on the living room to “reuse it instead of wasting resources”. Had long hair (he’s male) and it smelled on warmer months. Kept complaining that our flat’s carbon footprint was too high (everyone else used to drive own cars to campus, it was like an “wealth” college population there). Most annoying, we’d unplug our electronic appliances (TV/DVD, notebooks, Wii) though our energy bill was a fixed amount.</p>

<p>Flatmate #2: overall nice girl, but after throwing some parties on the living room (her right) at term’s beggining, took for granted that she could just fill up the room with her friends regardless of any movie night or anything else we’d have set up.</p>

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<p>UCLA grad Jim Morrison '65 was said to have been an awful roommate. Luckily, he had his own apartment in Westwood after transferring from Florida State to UCLA.</p>

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<p>I had a gosu Starcraft-playing roommate who would bang his mouse on the desk whenever he was losing a game. I would have thought it was pretty funny except he does it at around 2-3 A.M.</p>

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<p>Hopefully, you don’t end up living with Steven Mais.</p>