Wharton has been trying to contact me!!

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>Chances please:</p>

<p>Sat R: 500
Sat W: 500
Sat M: 450</p>

<p>Essays: wrote about how I fail at life (essays written in crayon)</p>

<p>Hobbies: i collect pennies</p>

<p>So what do you think...am i a shoe in?</p>

<p>-George</p>

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<p>Someone's obviously very bored.</p>

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<p>Perhaps, but wouldn't one have to equally as bored to comment on a thread saying "Someone's obviously very bored."? Think about it.</p>

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<p>this is lame. that is all.</p>

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<p>Good one....(not)</p>

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<p>we need to know ur gpa before telling u ur chances</p>

<p>from what we have here i'd say... 50% chance?</p>

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<p>oh and dude u gotta get dem sat scores up u know what im saying!?!?</p>

<p>and they dont like crayon at penn cuz the admissions officers are squares and playa hatas</p>

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<p>It also really depends on the number of pennies in the collection, and the color of crayon used for the essays.</p>

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<p>Wow, you must have the 120-crayon box! Make sure that the adcom is aware of that.</p>

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<p>The downside is that you may get some crayon envy--never helps your chances.</p>

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<p>It's definitely a reach, but I've seen people with worse stats get in. Apply ED, and you may have a chance.</p>

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<p>thanks guys. btw..I sent my app in as a transfer. also...i've been listening to "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus for the past 4 days straight. Will that help my chances?</p>

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<p>yes, it will definitely help</p>

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<p>wait... are we talkin about the crayon box with or without the sharpener? cuz if u dont have the sharpener then ... well that just sucks.</p>

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<p>hmm well i think the only way is if you have those sparkly crayons.</p>

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<p>What kind of crayons are we talking about here? Crayola? RoseArt? No-names?</p>

<p>I think using Crayolas may give off the impression that you're too well off. Crayolas are clearly the snobs of the crayon world.</p>

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<p>I just bought several assorted boxes from a $1 bin at ALCO. They're all from Indonesia, and they SUCK! Cheap chicken**** bull****. Im going to write my economics thesis about the globilazation and outsourcing problems related to the crayon industry. Its clearly brought down quality!</p>

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<p>sweet! and ill do my IB planning lab investigating the molar heats of fusion of crayola crayons! genius!</p>

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<p>You folks do realize, I hope, that Crayola's headquarters--and its fantastic factory tour--are in Easton, PA, which is practically Penn's backyard (relatively speaking):</p>

<p>The</a> Crayola FACTORY at Two Rivers Landing - Your Visit</p>

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<p>guys I formed 30 countries by myself and manage them all at nightfall, I can cure any disease with a touch of my hand, and I have a ***** bigger than the sun.</p>

<p>Think i have a shot?</p>