What are my chances with a Columbia girl?

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<p>God, I'm so worried. Could you guys please tell me what my chances are with a Columbia girl?</p>

<p>Stats
5'11, 170 lbs, six pack</p>

<p>Activities
Known to be the center of attention at parties
Random make outs with girls whose names I do not know</p>

<p>Recommendations
I'm sure Jenny will vouch for me, though she said she hated my cavalier attitude toward life and ultimate indifference to her charms</p>

<p>Sally will write a good one; she better, after that Disneyland keychain i got for her</p>

<p>Wow, I've never been so worried. My mom really wants me to get at least two Columbia girls the first few weeks. My dad really wants me to get at least two at once. Thanks a lot guys!</p>

<p>...</p>

<p>As you all, I hope, realize, I jest. (I'm not worried about my chances at all.) But, seriously, everyone needs to ease with these "what are my chances" posts. Your chances are what they are, and a random internet stranger whose credentials you know nothing about will not augment them.</p>

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<p>Hehehehe. Thanks for making my day, and a good message too! :p</p>

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<p>To meet your dad's wishes, try going across the street to Barnard.</p>

<p>(Yes, that's low.)</p>

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<p>That's terrible advice, given that Barnard wymyn are all man-hating feminazi lesbians... But you still probably have a better shot than with those frigid Columbia girls, right?</p>

<p>(Yes, that's low.)</p>

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<p>lol nice one</p>

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<p>Primefactor, with some alcohol, that's exactly why the two at once is more likely across the street.</p>

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<p>I think you fit the Columbia College profile. Your chances will increase with alcohol.</p>

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<p>Are you kidding? His stats are well above median, and possibly above the 75th %ile, depending on how strong this year's applicant pool is for the ladies in question. He's in!</p>

<p>I wouldn't focus on alcohol. Any applicant can get that; it's nothing special. It's like putting Who's Who on a college application. Just play up your real strengths and you'll be fine!</p>

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<p>be sure to mention any extracurriculars, as well as experience in areas of interest. Also, have a good answer for the "why?" question....</p>

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<p>Hhhmmm pretty good chance...</p>

<p>What about recs?</p>

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<p>Yeah, thanks guys...let's admit it: I'm in like Flynn.</p>

<p>My response for the "Why a Columbia Girl?" Well, I went for the straightforward approach. I emphasized proximity. Dating a Columbia girl would be more practical than dating a Stanford girl.</p>

<p>Haha, the funny thing is, I flirted with my milf-ish adcom, and she said that she'd definitely put in a good word for me. Admissions <em>are</em> biased. And that's a good thing... ;-)</p>

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<p>Wow you guys sure know how to ruin a joke :P</p>

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<p>I assure you that there are no MILFish adcoms at Columbia. The whole office is likely under 30, anyway.</p>

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<p>Does "ruin" mean "run with" where you're from?</p>

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<p>this thread is nothing without photos.</p>