<p>Let me try and beat Steven, although I hope y’all don’t mind the overlap =P</p>
<p>Hippies.
Punks and Goths.
Noncomformists in general (don’t you realize you’re conforming to nonconformity?)
Druggies.
People who wear sweatpants out.
People who wear black and brown.
People who wear black and navy blue.
People who wear crocs.
Girls who wear Uggs.
Anyone who wears converse.
Boastful people.
People who cough without covering.
People who don’t wash their hands.
People who are too fat that eat at the buffet.
People who don’t wave back after you let them into traffic.
White trash.
Unclassy people.
Asian trash. ( Have some pride dummy )
People without fashion sense.
Girls who wear slutty clothes.
People who don’t respect no hats inside rule.
People who don’t hold the door.
People who walk too slowly.
People who listen to their cellphones more than the road.
People who think they are superior for some stupid, non-academic reason.
Incompetent teachers.
Incompetent friends.
Incompetence.
Posers.
Greenies. (global warming is a lie, get over it Gore)
Prius drivers.
Socialists.
Marxists.
Communists.
Social and Economic Justice.
Extremists.
Uber-Religion.
Smelly people.
Social climbers.
Parents that don’t control their kids.
Kids that control their parents.
Smothering people.
Condescending people.
Patronizers.
Certain minority group gang mentality.
Cutting in line.
People not saying thank you when you hold the door.
A man that doesn’t know how to treat a woman.
Ugly girls thinking they’re pretty.
Pretty girls thinking they’re ugly.
Braces.
Retainers.
Hypocrites.
Back-stabbers.
Those who don’t try hard enough.
Those who try too hard.
ACORN.
People who live in my town (it’s a suburban dunghole, why would you want to live here? Those people are just failures, especially those who come back.)
Suburbs.
Gangs.
People wearing their pants too low.
People wearing suspenders.
People wearing doo-rags.
People speaking in a weird accent.
People who don’t flush.
People who forget your name.
Older people who don’t dress their age.
Athletic shoes on anyone not wearing athletic shorts.
Athletic shorts on anyone not wearing athletic shoes.
Wrong pronunciations.
People talking at movies.
People who don’t careabout other people.
People who think <em>insert generic state school</em> is a good school.
People you know who will end up back in the town after college.
People who already stay in town during college.
People who don’t acknowledge you in the hallways.
Your instead of You’re.
That really ugly tech woman on 24 who was the extremist-liberal countertalk to Jack’s for-the-people tactics. Garofalo or whatever?
Laziness.
Ignorance.
People who don’t care for their pets.
People who are content.
Pedophiles.
People who twist things.
It’s “couldn’t care less” not “could care less”.
People who don’t reply on AIM.
People who you wouldn’t want with your baby.
People who think they’re right even if they’re wrong.</p>
<p>Same goes for my town. People are just here because they can’t do any better, or worse they don’t know better. I will get the hell out of there as soon as I get the opportunity. Once I leave, I’m not coming back lol.</p>
<p>I do some of these haha.i just hate people who don’t accept new people and new ideas. i also hate when people won’t do something because they’re afraid they’ll look dumb or people who are overly controntational and mad over nothing. people who care too much and pay too much attention to things that don’t matter</p>
<p>i find it kind of weird that some people have detailed lists about what they hate. i mean who the hell pays THAT much attention. i don’t even notice people let alone their tiny bad habits.</p>
<p>things i do that might annoy others (like i give a damn haha):
constantly tardy
speak softly
walk really slow
ignore people
zone out
at times overly serious and negative</p>
<p>Of all the talk that goes on about “one-upping,” I’ve never noticed someone doing it to me. Which makes me suspect that the “victims” of one-upping are either bragging too much in the first place or are taking things too personally. I’ve heard people call one-upping on things like embarrassing stories - don’t you think the person was trying to contribute their own stories to the conversation and not try to outdo you on something so subjective and silly?</p>
<p>Arrogant white boys that think I can’t be intelligent because I’m black. They like to sneer at me or roll their eyes when I start to speak intelligently. </p>
<p>People who think wearing sagging clothes and a durag makes me less intelligent. Racists. </p>
<p>People who make fun of my listening to Rap music. </p>
<p>hahah some of these lists are pretty funny! I hate:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Customers (I work in a bakery) who come in, you spend a couple mins helping them make a selection, then instead of buying it, just walk out. Huh? You said you wanted a half-dozen cranberry muffins with walnuts, I put them in a nice box for you, so take the muffins dammit!</p></li>
<li><p>Tourists in NYC. Or at least the ones who are 300lbs, wear fanny packs, walk at a snails pace because they’ve never had to use their legs before, clog up sidewalk traffic and can’t comprehend the subway. (Hint: if you block the doors at rush hour, you deserve to be thrown into the gap and run over by a train). This applies to 90% of tourists. </p></li>
<li><p>When people say “anywayS” or type “alot” instead of A LOT. Just goes to show you can go to college, even major in Liberal Arts, and still not know how to write basic English.</p></li>
<li><p>Bimbos like Miss California who get boob jobs and build a career on fake tits, then have the nerve to begin every other sentence with “Well I’m a Christian and we believe…”. Somewhere in the heavens, Jesus is banging his head against a giant cross, wailing.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Ugh. Tell me about it, or those tourist who, literally, spin around in circles lost: so you think they’re going in one direction and try to walk around them, they do an “I’m lost and confused and–ooh, look at the lights!” move and end up colliding into them.</p>
<p>Even better—when you get on a packed subway, the only seat left is under the map, and five minutes after sitting down you’ve got some lost tourist hovering inches over your head with a clear view up their nostrils and rank garlic pretzel breath steaming down your face and frizzing your hair.</p>