<p>....to use the bathroom too.....</p>
<p>I just walked in and saw the toilet completely covered in ****. And it takes 2 seconds to lift the dang seat up.....</p>
<p>discuss</p>
<p>I hate lifting up the seat in public bathrooms because a lot of times if there isnt urine on top of it, there is some under it. I normally lift the seat by kicking it up with my foot, that way I don’t have to touch it.</p>
<p>I personally have other questions about horrible bathroom manners. Why is it that when there are many open urinals, some people still choose to pee in the stall instead? I mean, of course I think all guys understand the one urinal rule (if you can have at least one urinal between you and the guy peeing closest to you, make sure you don’t take the urinal directly next to the person). Of course, you should in every case break the one urinal rule when there is only one urinal open, and the rest are being taken up. If there is a vacant urinal that is vacant only because you are afraid to pee while standing next to someone, you are weaksauce. Fact. End of discussion.</p>
<p>It always find it strange when I’m at one urinal, say there is nobody else at other urinals, and somebody walks into the bathroom and goes straight to the stall to pee. It’s like, “dude, why don’t you just use the urinal way down there? Can you not pee in the presence of others?”</p>
<p>The other thing that never ceases to amaze me is that lots of people seem to have horrible coordination. I don’t get how someone can be such a loser that their urine gets all over the ground and toilet seat. To transfer waste fluid from release point to toilet over a distance of about three feet or less should not be that difficult. By the time you are in college, you should have had at least roughly 20,000 times to practice, give or take (if you go three times a day), in which case I would hope that everyone would be experts by then.</p>
<p>But no, it seems that we have many novices that suck at life, and when the throne beckons you come, often you must thoroughly clean the waste of the infantile person who stood there not long before you did.</p>
<p>that is the thing, this isn’t a public bathroom lol. like i got placed in a dorm that shares like 4 people to one. i mean honestly, it shouldn’t get that dirty with only 4 flipping people…and it was just cleaned today too…</p>
<p>lol about the urinal thing. idk, i like going in the stall too, but i’ll go in the urinal though.</p>
<p>and yeah, lol at your last paragraph. incredibly true…these people need to learn manners…and this college bullshart about how living with random people is the real world is stupid. i want my own bathroom…</p>
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<p>They have a complex about their ***** size and prefer to keep it hidden. Even if it means hiding in a small, claustrophobic stall where together the man and his ***** can hide from the world.</p>
<p>Or maybe the guy just prefers to have a bit more privacy. Some men don’t feel like *whipping *it out just like that.</p>
<p>Can I be included in this complaint as well, though I’m a girl? Why? Because yes, girls miss the seat as well. Don’t ask me why, because I’m still trying to figure that out. How high are they standing to sprinkle all over the seat?! Maybe girls need to start lifting the seat if they are going to be missing like that!!!</p>
<p>Wow, a lot of idiots in this thread. I myself might pee in a stall when the bathroom’s a bit full, because yes I do get whizz anxiety. No I don’t FEEL anxious, but the river just won’t flow when the bathroom is crowded. It has nothing to do with how secure you are about your ***** size (at least in my case). In fact I wonder why it bothers some of you so much.</p>
<p>And hell, even Tyler Durden in Fight Club couldn’t pee when others were around :P</p>
<p>But I do agree that you have to be a real piece of work to miss the toilet bowl when taking a ****. And even worse is when people don’t wipe the seat. </p>
<p>If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
Be a sweetie not a meanie,
Just be neat and wipe your seat!</p>
<p>People who don’t wipe their urine, fecal matter, or blood (yes, girls can be disgusting) off of a toilet seat or refuse to flush after themselves don’t deserve the benefits of modern plumbing or sanitation :/</p>
<p>I am just annoyed because I found a (used) tampon sitting on the floor of an otherwise immaculate public bathroom stall this morning. Now what was the logic behind that: Hmm, well this here squishy thing has been sittin’ in my stinky vag all day, so why not carelessly toss it on the floor and strut on out? :eek: What probably happened is she missed the little trash can, but still!</p>
<p>This is actually being discussed lol? I didn’t think this thread would get above 1 reply. I was wrong. :p</p>
<p>That why I added the “Or” part :)</p>
<p>The “complex” part was mostly a joke (a terrible one, I must admit; didn’t mean to offend DCHurricane 
). I thought people would assume I was kidding when I said the “hide from the world” part.</p>
<p>1 Sky Pilot: What do mean you are so surprised that this is being discussed?! It is one of the MORE INTERESTING topics on the college forum :p</p>
<p>“They have a complex about their ***** size and prefer to keep it hidden. Even if it means hiding in a small, claustrophobic stall where together the man and his ***** can hide from the world.”</p>
<p>haha, it’s true. When guys go straight to the stall, I should just say “hey man, don’t be afraid of the urinals. We both have *****es, so it’s all good”.</p>
<p>Sometimes to freak people out, instead of obey the one urinal rule, when there are lots of open urinals, I go to the one directly next to someone. The reactions are always great.</p>
<p>@ the OP
Did you tell your roommates that peeing on the seat is childish? If they continue to cover the throne in biological waste, I have some tips…</p>
<p>lol give me some tips. i just had to clean it with the toilet paper because i had to go…(yes i know digusting but whatever), and he just went in again. i dont even want to know what is in there right now</p>
<p>Type up a sign in 48-pt font with the rhyme that DCHurricane wrote above!</p>
<p>Tape it on the stalls!</p>
<p>you have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to do that</p>
<p>Who knew people had so much to say about urinal usage. </p>
<p>I mean, really Twix, five paragraphs?</p>
<p>I wouldn’t put that rhyme up in the stall, because that will **** people off. I think that the people who are doing it would be more likely to try to do that, because they’re offended that someone put a stupid annoying poem up instead of talking to the person directly.</p>
<p>As a rule of thumb in a bathroom that isn’t co-ed you should leave the toilet seat up. If it is 3am and someone has to go to the bathroom, they’re probably going to be tired enough where they’re not going to bother picking the seat up. (I always pick the seat up, but thats just me). </p>
<p>So I would only put the seat down when you need it, and then leave it up the rest of the time, that should make it easier.</p>
<p>Well Ramblinman unless you wanna volunteer to observe every person who goes in to take a **** and then give them a stern talking-to when they don’t clean up their dribble, then a sign is the only reasonable option.</p>
<p>Yeah, I kind of read into it as a bathroom in a living arrangement. In that situation, it probably would work just to complain to a few people and the people guilty of it will be embarrassed and stop.</p>
<p>In public situations if you have to sit on the seat wipe it down, and put one of those toilet seat covers on it and its not that big of a deal.</p>
<p>The best thing I saw was at O’Hare Intl Airport. The toilets had these automatically replaced seat covers. You’d take a **** or take a dump, and when the toilet flushed it would remove the paper cover and put a new one on. It’s probably one of the most significant inventions in modern history.</p>
<p>If i lift the seat up, it magically doesn back down again and then there is still **** all over it…</p>
<p>Lol I had this exact same convo with my roommate the other day. We have a community bathroom though. </p>
<p>I still don’t understand how girls can pee on the toilet seat. We SIT ON the freaking lid. How hard is it to pee in a downward motion? Or at least have the decency to wipe it off. </p>
<p>Gah lol.</p>
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<p>'nuff said
Wolfman out</p>