<p>people have too much time on their hands</p>
<p>including me</p>
<p>Back in kindergarten my mom used to have a friend called Gringo</p>
<p>Back in early elementary school I knew a pair of twins (who were Christians) whose parents named them Michael and Gabriel (archangel allusion)</p>
<p>Amaka Ubaka</p>
<p>my boyfriend's last name is Quirk.</p>
<p>we're part of improv club. they make "party quirks" puns all the time (like the Who's Line Is It Anyway game)</p>
<p>Michael Dukakis.</p>
<p>DUKAKIS...I dare you to say that and not laugh! DU-KAKIS!!!</p>
<p>Major Major Major Majo ^__^
from Catch-22</p>
<p>a girl at my school is named Sunshine Middlemist</p>
<p>Wei Long Wang</p>
<p>Actually, if I married somebody with the last name of Wang (which is like half of China, so it wouldn't be that hard), and had gave myself a middle name... that could actually be possible.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>I had a friend who was a distant cousin to millard filmore</p>
<p>One of my friends knows a couple who named their kid Richard and their last name is Licker....and they call him Dickie. And they have no idea why everyone finds it hilarious...poor kid.</p>
<p>I know a kid whose name is Bill Klidaris but it's pronounced like cliteris.</p>
<p>Seymour Butts</p>
<p>There's a kid from my school who's dad is named Daniel Daniels</p>
<p>pilot inspektor</p>
<p>^ and that was only his first name</p>
<p>seriously... what is wrong with these stupid scientologists</p>
<p>Cocoa Crisp
but my real favorite name? Alexander</p>
<p>Long Long is the funniest name I've heard.</p>
<p>Akash is the awesomest name ever. He's the main character in Bombay Dreams. I tried getting my friends to call me Akash for a while, but it didn't work :.</p>
<p>Michael Jordan!
Albert Einstein!
and
William Cheeseburger!</p>
<p>Algae Crumpler</p>