<p>It’s simple: girls want to be treated like trash. </p>
<p>That’s why, whenever they start getting all giddy and bubbly, I punch them in the stomach and call them losers :)</p>
<p>“in my experience whenever i try to figure out what a girl is thinking or why she is acting the way she is, i am aaaaaaaalways wrong. so i cant bother to wonder what goes on in girl’s heads anymore. its like walking into a labyrinth or trying to fully calculate pi (youll never get the answer)”</p>
<p>maybe it’s the math jokes?</p>
<p>seriously, I’m a chick and am honestly not a labyrinth. This isn’t complicated, we’re freakin’ people too, just curvier. Look in the mirror. Are you cool, funny, handsome, spanish? Do you bathe daily and dress decently and smell okay? Can you be taller at some point because that’d help. If you wouldn’t date you (if you were gay) then why should a girl? I’m not saying be one of those idiots incredibly into themselves but some guys could look so much better if they just took care of themselves and talked about something other than football and x-men. Not like you have to talk about shampoo or any of that bull but maybe find out what y’all have in common, class or music or something funny.</p>
<p>Okay, here’s your practice, theydidn’tnameme.</p>
<p>^Punch this girl in the stomach.</p>
<p>makes me feel wanted without being clingy :)</p>
<p>but they would have to like football. i love football and if i cant talk to my guy about football, its a lost cause.</p>