<p>Happy thoughts, everyone!!! Think about flowers and rainbows and unicorns and chocolate and flying geese!! </p>
<p>Don’t think about a godzilla-esque monster rampaging through your happy thoughts and leaving behind a trail of misery and destruction.</p>
<p>Or a small sized letter waiting for you in the mailbox…</p>
<p>@sincostan Are you trying to make this worse?!!</p>
<p>I’m pretty sure @mrnephew is making it worse than I am. </p>
<p>@sincostan,
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<p>Lol, and all this time I mentally read-aloud your name as ‘sink-o-stan’, like Afghanistan… sorry. 
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<p>Sorry, I thought that misery could not possibly expressed without that image ingrained in your head.</p>
<p>@sincostan yes, please do continue to remind me of this looming shadow over my head that has been consuming my thoughts since February 8th. I came ‘home’ (friends house lol) and wrote an English essay. I don’t think I’ve ever done my homework straight off the bat on a Friday afternoon… this entire process has changed me.</p>
<p>And future reference to everyone. If you want your slightly insane, over energetic English teacher who favorites you to write you a letter, go ahead, BUT DO NOT TELL HER THE DATE IN WHICH YOU FIND OUT THE VERDICT. She has been pestering me non-stop. </p>
<p>Above also applies to you @mrnephew WE ALL SEE THE DOOM AWAITING. NO NEED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS</p>
<p>I hope it’s not that obvious.</p>
<p>And that English teacher sounds like mine.</p>
<p>It’s pretty obvious haha. </p>
<p>But I bet your English teacher doesn’t ALWAYS awkwardly touch your hand/face to make a point of affection…</p>
<p>I was at my locker once when I wasn’t supposed to cuz I forgot my English paper and my English teacher pulled my body and dragged me across the hallway into her room… I was yelling noooooooooo I neeeeeeed to get my paaaaaaaper and she’s like “nooooooo my child bad girl, BAD! I do this purely out of love I’m shaping you into a better person by dragging you away from evil temptations” …is that weird… I don’t have normal teachers… :(</p>
<p>Yeah… um… no comment? That’s really strange… really odd. </p>
<p>My teachers randomly start dancing in the middle of their lessons. Smart people are always add.</p>
<p>Haha, my teacher always tells us that drugs are bad.</p>
<p>And whenever she sees us exchanging paper or pencils, or anything really, she asks if we’re dealing.</p>
<p>Also, if we ask her if we can use our phones in class for educational purposes, she always responds by saying, “As long as you’re not hacking the Pentagon. And if you are, don’t let it get traced back to this classroom.”</p>
<p>Odd, but I love my English teacher.</p>
<p>One of the teachers I had a couple years ago, a close second place on my list of all-time favorite teachers, stopped mid-sentence during notes and said, “I wonder if I can do a one-legged squat in these heels!”</p>
<p>She did. They were four inches. </p>
<p>hahaha, my all-time favorite teacher was my sixth grade English teacher, he was awesome. He really fostered my love for writing. Then again, his feet really smelled and in class he would take off his shoes. One time I got so fed up with it I asked him to put his shoes back on because it smelled. He said that if I would shove my nose into his shoe for 20 seconds he would put them back on. I couldn’t do it haha. Weird teachers I always find are the best teachers.</p>
<p>Yeah, well, we’re sure to find more of those if…</p>
<p>There’s a boy named Bruce in my class, and my English teacher calls him “Brucey Baby”. It always makes the class laugh. Especially since she’s in her 50s. She always uses terms like “groovy” and the other day she taught us how to light a cigarette in a flirtatious manner. Half the class totally lost it when she demonstrated it…</p>
<p>I had a math teacher who, when we were in zero period at 6:30 in the morning, would always crack us up. When someone started to doze off, he shot them with a nerf gun.</p>
<p>@swimmergirl3 Please tell me she didn’t actually light a cigarette!</p>
<p>One of my teachers used to throw Starbursts… but they banned candy.</p>