What would you say to a child choosing between Brown and St. Olaf?

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<p>Heavens no. Try southern California - the land of shallow, smiling, indolent airheads. Fools with no character, having gone soft thanks to the mild weather. </p>

<p>Collecting unflattering stereotypes about CA is hobby of mine. I love it.</p>

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<p>Correct.</p>