What's the funniest thing you have ever read on CC?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>If you remember? :D I am in need of a good laugh.</p>

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<p>Well apart from those CC overachievers asking</p>

<p>“OMG I’m screwed I have 2350+ SAT and 4.0 GPA and EC’s with passion. Do I have any chance at going to college?”</p>

<p>I don’t think there’s any… CC people will all get into ivies and other top schools (with the exception of a few, like me) but they are boring, and annoying sometimes, as seen above.</p>

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<p>Can you link to this?</p>

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<p>LOL, I agree even if it is not specific. I think mine would have to be the hit/give craze and the post some guy made on a thread I started about high school sororities. I know there are so much more that I can not remember !!</p>

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<p>I loled at the furby thread. Does anyone have a link to it? It is one of the funniest threads on CC.</p>

<p>Edit: <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-life/574203-my-roommate-has-furby.html?highlight=furby[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-life/574203-my-roommate-has-furby.html?highlight=furby&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>I will internet stab anyone who says “Clam Fart”, though maybe that’s not the cool thing anymore.</p>

<p>Probably dmitriMArtin’s “Chance me for a girlfriend”</p>

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<p>The furby thread was certainly funnier than anything I’ve read so far.</p>

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<p>This is pretty good.
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-life/742508-why-customers-so-dumb.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-life/742508-why-customers-so-dumb.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>^^^I used to love that clam fart thread :o.</p>

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<p>That one thread about some guy who had a desire of building Hogwarts</p>

<p>Oh, and that one where some guy “caught his dad cheating with his girlfriend and had his meat in her” ;D (Greg Foreman grills)</p>

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<ol>
<li>The clam fart thread</li>
<li>The thread in the UC Berkeley subforum about porn</li>
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<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/947643-high-school-sorority.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/947643-high-school-sorority.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Futureexecutive’s post</p>

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<p>Okay, the one I can remember right now was a joke about youtube video statistics, when you look at the most popular groups and it reads something like:</p>

<p>Female 13-17
Male 35-44
Male 45-54</p>

<p>It’s funny when you see a video like that to think about it.</p>

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<p>Does the UCB porn thread still exist?</p>

<p>By the way, the first page of the furby thread sent me down memory lane. A google search turned up this [Furby</a> Autopsy](<a href=“http://www.phobe.com/furby/]Furby”>Furby Autopsy) :)</p>

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<p>^^^^^It’s George Foreman…-.-</p>

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<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/university-california-berkeley/967480-allowed-access-porn-websites-uc-berkeley-dorm.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/university-california-berkeley/967480-allowed-access-porn-websites-uc-berkeley-dorm.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>The thread actually got serious.</p>

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<p>How about the one in the Musical Theater forum about the mother and daughter shopping at the pharmacy for supplies for a show. They needed batteries for the wireless mikes and, to keep everything dry, condoms. I was reading it aloud to my kids and we were all rolling on the floor.</p>

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<p>Furby thread = win.</p>

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<p>Oh, I also remember reading about 'Hood college (yes, real college) and their sports teams are “The blazers.” No ********. You can look it up.</p>

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<p>I just read the Furby thread and LOL!!!</p>