What's the funniest thing you have ever read on CC?

[futurexecutive]

<p>I laughed out loud at the Harvard Medical School one lol</p>

[CelaPlusAimaple]

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What is CelaPlusAimaple’s problem with clam fart anyway? That’s the most effing hilarious thing I’ve ever read, ever. I laffed so hard, my right arm went numb!!!

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<p>Noooo it’s so horribly lameeeeee</p>

[HeWhoPwnz]

<p>The discussion about AP Lunch and how everyone did on the AP exam, but sadly the thread no longer exists =/</p>

[smorgasbord]

<p>^So much good humor wasted when that happened…</p>

[michplusdich]

<p>these posts from the “How bad is your school? [top the poster above you]” almost made me cry because I was laughing so hard:</p>

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superfreak:Well, at my school the floor is made of lava and all of the students but me are giant tentacle monsters. The average SAT and ACT scores are 600 and 1 respectively. Every girl in the school is pregnant and most already have about 10 kids. 90% of the teachers are associated with gangs and there are 900 murders everyday. </p>

<p>Qwertykey:^My school’s like that, except no one remembered to show up for our ACT, so not only was the average a 0, the highest score was a 0. </p>

<p>superfreak:^I forgot to mention in the last 100 years nobody has made it into college and only 1 student has taken an AP test (human geography) and they scored a 1 and failed the class with a 0%

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[SophieDHispanic]

<p>Probably this just now:
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/1065590772-post4.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/1065590772-post4.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>clam fart = worst of CC</p>

[CelaPlusAimaple]

<p>^ Thank You! Even fairy_dreams deigned to defend that contemptible thread</p>

[UNCmarrisa]

<p>This post was on the “How bad is your school?” thread. Oh man it’s the funniest post I’ve ever read on this website. </p>

<p>"No one has sex at school or jacks off in class, either, but I did have this one guy sitting next to me last year who would get to ‘midnight’ whenever a hot girl [whether student or teacher] writes on the board, and the reason I know this is because he tells me “LOOK! DOWN THERE!”. Every. Single. Time. "</p>

<p>:D</p>