<p>Hahaha long story short, my friend and I went through a lot of trouble to get a rack of beer. We finally got it, and were speeding down a street…and hit a deer. Outside of a church. On Good Friday. And we had to keep on driving because of the beer in the car. </p>
<p>And I guess you could count statutory rape? She was 16 (age of consent); I was 15.</p>
<p>In some states, a year doesn’t matter.</p>
<p>The most scandalous thing I’ve done is too embarrassing to write :x</p>
<p>Creating a CC account.</p>
<p>This one time in like 5th grade I farted really loud and the whole class heard it. Like you know in the movies when someone says something stupid a record scratches and everything goes quiet and pauses? Yeah it was one of those situations. The scandalous thing is that I just turned around like it was the guy sitting behind me. The teacher sent him home, like its a crime to fart or something. That still haunts him to this day and he won’t speak to me.</p>
<p>Ooooh that’s tough…I know I’ve done some pretty scandalous things in school, but I can’t remember them! There was this one time during a play rehearsal that I was in this scene with a guy who’d bullied me for several months, and I picked up a fairly heavy metal bowl and hit him over the head with it…
On a lighter note, I’ve also been rather disloyal to best friends where boys are concerned, and have accidentally smashed a crystal wine glass with my handbag in Debenhams and then run away as quickly as I could :P</p>
<p>Oh yeah and the whole secret bf thing after my parents were like “Break up with him or I’ll make you,” haha.</p>
<p>hmm i’ve done a lot of bad things in my life…</p>
<p>the most recent “badass” thing i’ve done that i can come up with was a week & a half ago …when i went to a bar/cafe with two of my friends (one’s an iranian guy, the other one a british indian girl) to go smoke shisha/hookah (watermelon flavored!!!; we just shared one bc you cant have one to yourself…) so we just sat there and smoked the stuff for a good 2 and a half hours and talked, watched the world cup final and basically just had fun blowing out the smoke lol.</p>
<p>But the thing was that all of us were underaged…since we were in the U.A.E. we had to be 20+ to smoke. All of us are only 17. I guess the guy that served us didn’t give a **** and needed the business…so yeah.</p>
<p>btw, it was my first time smoking…and i told my parents was was somewhere else the entire time haha.</p>
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<p>Haha, that is the most ridiculous thing that I have ever heard. Sending a kid home because he farted? The kid’s mom probably said, “oh honey, why are you home from school so early?” student “because I farted really loudly in class.” If only the principal knew about some of the stuff that went on in m classes O.o</p>
<p>Which brings me to something that I did with some friends: I used to go to a private school, but the kids were so mean to me that I eventually left. Anyways, it was about midnight and me and my friends were bored so we thought, “hey let’s prank call the school!” It wasn’t like the school could punish me - I did not go there anymore. So the recording said, “if you would like to contact the principal, press 1” and so we left a bunch of messages on her answering machine! We made up this song about d**** and left it on one message, and we left other stupid stuff, only stuff that middle school kids would say, like “thank you for ordering from 1-800-condoms! we have your order ready for 500 mumbo jumbo condoms!”</p>
<p>anyways, during one of the calls I had thought that I had hung up, and my friend then said something like “that was so hilarious (and they said my name).” Then I looked at the phone and realized it was still on. I was so paranoid for the rest of the summer, but the principal must have not noticed (just like she didn’t notice all of the stupid crap that went on at that school) and never called me. Now that I look back, I can’t believe that I actually did that.</p>
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<p>Ha, I fart every time I use a urinal and nobody really cares</p>
<p>/that/ site is insane. Very, very insane. </p>
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<p>Came to school wasted, puked in class. Went to the nurses office and was asked to take a field sobriety test. Was able to count from 7 to 2 ( Backwards ), Stumbled over myself when I was asked to walk in a straight line. Puked all over the principals desk as I was being suspended. Gave the officer a slightly homosexual smile ( For the luls 
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<p>Went home and played some WoW afterwards.</p>
<p>^I made a very odd laugh after I read that.</p>
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<p>When I was in kindergarten during a game of kickball outside, I threw sand in an annoying African American girl’s face. Though I don’t remember all the details afterwards, I remember she came in with glasses the next day.</p>
<p>*I only mention race because it made me feel masculine (at least at the time).</p>
<p>In 6th grade on the snack bar line, I was stretching my hands. I hit some kid on his face, and he started to bleed. I was assigned detention. </p>
<p>In 9th grade I asked my African american bus driver if the book she was reading “described her struggles.” I was given detention.</p>
<p>*I only mention race here because the administration viewed my comments as racist.</p>
<p>BTW I’m not white, or black…</p>
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<p>I have clean record. :)</p>
<p>In eighth grade I made “I have hippo flu” signs (you know, in the good ol’ swine flu era) with an Ubuntu logo on them because I really wanted the school to discover open-source.</p>
<p>I had distributed five signs to my closest friends before I was caught. My choices were detention for month by myself, or detention for a day along with my five friends and a phone call home to all of their parents.</p>
<p>I chose to stay in detention for a month, and within that time, self-studied precal to become the first freshman in the district to take calc bc. So it was scandalous, but I did something with my punishment time.</p>