<p>I got my first ever detention today! A teacher told me to take a gift bow out of my hair in the hallway, and I put it on again when I was out of her sight. Then she caught me wearing it again later and wrote me up!!</p>
<p>That's the naughtiest I've ever been at school.</p>
<p>What's the worst thing you guys have ever done there?</p>
<p>Skipping class. That’s pretty much it.</p>
<p>This guy tried to feel my leg and then he tried to work his hand up after I slapped him so I poked him in the eye with a pencil. His eye turned red and started watering. Then he told the bus driver. I was suspended off the bus for a day :b idiot! It wasn’t my freakin’ fault!</p>
<p>Broke a kids arm (in band class!), and was suspended for it. Freshman year was interesting to say the least.</p>
<p>In elementary school I did a lot of things… A few I can remember.</p>
<p>One kid stole my pencil, and wouldn’t give it back, so I flattened the tires on his bike during recess (he rode a bike to school).</p>
<p>I took all the stuff out of one kids desk and put it on the floor under his desk (and around his desk), I don’t remember why.</p>
<p>I took the power cord (this was back when most teachers had desktops, not laptops) from a teacher’s computer and threw it away. I think I did it because she gave me a bad grade on something.</p>
<p>In high school nothing really. I was accused of stealing a substitute teacher’s cell phone. The stupid ***** found it after trying to call it (AFTER SHE ACCUSED ME OF STEALING IT) somewhere in the classroom. It fell under something somewhere.</p>
<p>Put C for all my answers on a scantron. It was a true or false test.</p>
<p>^haha naughty!</p>
<p>^ hahaha what can I say? I like to live on the edge. B)</p>
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<li><p>In 9th grade band I pushed a girl’s trumpet into her face when she was playing it, and the mouthpiece and the brackets on her braces collided inside her lip (I didn’t intend for it to be that bad, I’m actually good friends with her now)</p></li>
<li><p>In 9th grade me and 3 other kids started a petition to get a teacher fired and we got in huge trouble for promoting democracy in a school… our parents had to come in and have this serious meeting</p></li>
<li><p>In 10th grade I was part of a conspiracy group that put ipecac in our Biology teacher’s coffee… I didn’t actually do it though.</p></li>
<li><p>This year I called the librarian “mother” and got ISS for 4 days. I later found out that she doesn’t have kids, so I think I upset her emotional unstability because she made a HUGE scene out of it.</p></li>
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<p>MANYYY things…skipping class by faking sick at the nurse’s office…</p>
<p>i almost got a detention once but i forged a note so i wouldn’t…</p>
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That is awesome, not bad [noparse];)[/noparse]</p>
<p>Killed a kid. Didn’t like the way he was looking at me.</p>
<p>^hahahaa. </p>
<p>what a bamf.</p>
<p>broke 2 kids fingers in elementary school, because they kept asking me to do their work just because I knew everything, but they did it everyday and I got tired of it.</p>
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<p>Did he learn his lesson?</p>
<p>The only thing I can remember is very stupid, but here’s the story anyway:</p>
<p>So up until this year, our school’s cafeteria used to charge $1.00 for a bagel plus another $.50 for cream cheese. Now, ordinarily I wouldn’t have a problem with this, but the tub of cream cheese was so little that it’s hardly worth $.10, let alone $.50. So my friends and I would always buy the bagels but steal the cream cheese. I think they caught on, because now cream cheese comes for free with the bagel.</p>
<p>I’ve done a lot of other stupid things over my past 13 years of schooling though. I’m sure I can think of more later.</p>
<p>i once bombed the restroom by throwin wet toilet paper balls on the walls.
did it with a friend.
then we went to a teacher and told her that somebody had bombed our restroom.</p>
<p>Stole cream cheese? You are quite the rebel…</p>
<p>^ I know, right? It’s kind of sickening, how bad I am :/</p>
<p>I haven’t really done anything much. I did, however, set a piece of salami in someone’s text book once as part of an inside joke; I meant to take it out a couple minutes later. Unfortunately, I completely forgot about it until the person opened up to that section of the book six months later. Not pretty.</p>