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<p>send in a fake rubber/plastic finger with your application and write a note that says "this is from the last admissions office that didnt accept me..."</p>
<p>on another note, i seriously almost put "time magizine person of the year 2006" on my list of awards, but then i thought some people might not think it was very funny...</p>
<p>The name of the wrong school?</p>
<p>Make sure to proofread your essays! :P</p>
<p>my friend just got into wake forest even though he called it georgetown in one of his apps
heh</p>
<p>include a naked picture of yourself</p>
<p>About the "Time Person of the year" thing, I wonder how colleges would react to it.</p>
<p>what's an ivy league school?
and what's a CC school?</p>
<p>"what's an ivy league school?"</p>
<p>Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Columbia, UPenn, Dartmouth, and Cornell.</p>
<p>I think I got them all...
I'm not sure what a CC school is. I think its just a school listed as a "CC top school" in this forum.</p>
<p>Or CC could be a community college.</p>
<p>I want to go to a school that has a good humanities program, as I don't care much for math and science. A school full of tech geeks would drive me insane.</p>
<p>Write that you received three Darwin award honorable mentions and are working on receiving the award. You just need to come up with something that'll kill you...</p>
<p>Send in an email to the admissions office apologizing for having "misled the Institute" about your credentials.</p>
<p>Sorry, I had to say it. ;)</p>
<p>Better yet, upon application to the MIT graduate school, list as your first three credentials degrees from Union College, Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, and the Albany Medical College. It'd be funny if you got accepted.</p>
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<p>Many people would send in that application just to receive as a souvenir,
the letter from MIT admissions that "we have not received the following materials ... ".</p>
<p>Write the paper in the blood and then at the end write "Congratulations, you have AIDS!"</p>
<p>"I really want to go to MIT because I want to be like that guy Will Hunting."</p>
<p>"which is why, attached as a supplement, you will find a contact for my parole officer so that I can get a janitorial job..."</p>
<p>somebody should take one of the free applications he or she gets from an award to a college he or she doesnt want to go to and do all of this stuff</p>
<p>just tell them MIT is your safety school!</p>
<p>edit: or i want to bring back american secrets to my home country</p>
<p>Talk about how you are really exited about watching the nationally acclaimed basketball/football teams at MIT.</p>