<p>duh, just tell them, you crashed your car in the dean's office...:)..</p>
<p>some1 mentioned "times person of the year 2006"</p>
<p>better yet, "times person of the year 2008"
they can't prove you wrong, can they?</p>
<p>Better yet: "times person of the year 2048" :)</p>
<p>better yet, times person of the year 2049</p>
<p>better yet times person of th year 2050</p>
<p>The worst thing you could put on your MIT application...hmmm let me see... chris farley?</p>
<p>jk</p>
<p>No, no, I got it! Times person of the year 2051! Definetely the worst</p>
<p>Times person of the year 1942.</p>
<p>Say how you would like to contribute to the suicidal rate in MIT and complain how the suicidal rate is way too low for a college like MIT</p>
<p>Write a heartwarming essay about the day you picked up your adopted Chinese little sister from the airport and how it's changed your life, etc. etc.... then as a conclusion write, "and yeah, i don't actually have an adopted sister, but i figured adcoms would eat this crap UP!" </p>
<p>and/or draw diagrams to go with your essay</p>
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and/or draw diagrams to go with your essay
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<p>Advice: diagrams should not be anatomically correct.</p>
<p>for female applicants: "i want to go to mit because the odds are good, but the goods are odd."</p>
<p>If they have a choice for what major you want to go into. Pick a major that you want to go into, and write your essay on some random major and draw diagrams with questions marks saying you want to learn that and that's why you want to go to MIT.</p>
<p>If you are a girl, for the reason why just put. "I am a girl. Anything else you need to know?"</p>
<p>Write different SAT/AP/SATII scores on the application than they actually are..even though if you send your scores there they'll know what your scores really are..but still. That'll confuse them for awhile.. it'll work their brains cause MIT is pretty good at puzzles, right?</p>
<p>haha..instead of doing Time persons award or whatever it's called, just put Nobel Prize 2045.. LOL sounds much more prestigious anyways.</p>
<p>
ever heard the song "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend?"</p>
<p>LIMH at that one :)</p>
<p>write the whole essay in binary</p>
<p>00101110001011100010111001100001011011100110010000100000011101000110100001100001011101000111001100100000011101110110100001111001001000000110100100100000011101110110000101101110011101000010000001110100011011110010000001100111011011110010000001110100011011110010000001001101010010010101010000101110</p>
<p>haha the sad thing is i actually decoded that binary :)</p>
<p>haha me too! This is, hands down, the best thread on CC!</p>
<p>Write how amazing Stanford and Caltech are.</p>
<p>Say you want to be the next Cho Seung-Hui... (though you'll get into a lot more trouble than getting rejected)</p>
<p>I don't plan on attending MIT, I just want to be post #100 :)</p>