<p>I think someone should list "Level 70 in WOW" or "Rank of 50 in Halo" under the awards section of the app.</p>
<p>"Seriously, the worst thing you can do is to imply that by virtue of your brilliant intellect you are somehow ENTITLED to be admitted and that MIT will be making a big mistake if they don't recognize that fact. Believe me, they DO get apps like that and they go straight to the round file."</p>
<p>Even worse, tell them MIT was MADE for you go to there. No, you were not born to go to it, even... the entire college was founded many years ago in preparation for your arrival.</p>
<p>BTW, round file is the garbage can, right? XD</p>
<p>I'm not applying to MIT, but here goes...</p>
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<p>Anyone able to read that? I bet someone can.</p>
<p>Haha I can. Maybe I should apply to MIT.</p>
<p>LOL! This thread is awesome (and i don't have interest in MIT whatsoever)</p>
<p>I want to make Wellsley girlfriends.</p>
<p>"1 w4n7 70 60 70 M17 b3c4u53 y0u 6uy5 4r3 7h3 pwn463 1n p0|171c5, hum4n17135, 4nd 7h3 4r75. 1 d37357 n3rd5 w17h 4 p45510n, 4n7150c14| fr34k5 wh0 p|4y 737r15 4nd 7h31r cub35. 1 h473 C4|cu|u5 50 much, 1 7hr3w up dur1n6 7h3 4P 3x4m. P|3453 |37 m3 1n, n00b5."</p>
<p>"I want to go to MIT because you guys are the pwnage in politics, humanities, and the arts. I detest nerds with a passion, antisocial freaks who play tetris and their cubes. I hare calculus so much, I threw up during the AP Exam. Please let me in, noobs."</p>
<p>On the "What have you created essay" put:</p>
<p>A baby.</p>
<p>for your MIT essay, write the lyrics to an AC/DC song</p>
<p>for your extracurriculars, write the lyrics to Sublime's Smoke Two Joints</p>
<p>go to the interview dressed as a goth and when the interviewer asks if you have any questions about MIT, ask if they hold regular sacrifice ceremonies</p>
<p>OK, zipper you've had enough, now pass.</p>
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<p>AHAHAHA. They'd love that.</p>
<p>lol zipper that's funny as hell</p>
<p>go to interview dressed as Borat, and do the whole thing with the accent</p>
<p>The funniest thing is that MIT might actually deem some of these things quirky/creative and accept students for it. =P</p>
<p>(Btw, zipper, that was hilarous. =D)</p>
<p>"go to interview dressed as Borat, and do the whole thing with the accent"</p>
<p>I do NOOOOOOOOTTTT want to go to MIT.</p>
<p>HIGH - FIVE!</p>
<p>What's up with it, Vanilla Face? </p>
<p>hahahaha....i would pay to see an interview like that....</p>
<p>write "not admitting me is as absurd as saying that you can stop a 6 pool ling rush when you double nexused"</p>
<p>Apply as a 90s rapper like Rev Run and research his life and write it for him, then hopefully he will get an acceptance letter on Run's House</p>
<p>"Something I built? Well, back in the fifth grade, I read something about the French Revolution and I was inspired. It was neat, really: A miniature guillotine. A perfect, researched scale replica. As numerous tests on squirrels proved, it worked fine if I added weights to the top of the blade."</p>
<p>2 + 2 = 5 (for large amounts of 2.)</p>
<p>more people need to post on this thread, it is the best one on CC</p>