<p>My goal in life is to be G-Unit's manager.</p>
<p>In response to alexispearl's bump:</p>
<p>Here is my admissions essay to MIT - I have writer's block, please help me finish it!</p>
<p>"My life hasn't been easy, being the smartest person in the world is quite a burden what with ...</p>
<p>Submit an EA acceptance letter from Caltech as your MIT essay. It would be interesting whichever way the decision comes out. :)</p>
<p>under "why mit", write, "well mit is really my second choice, but i promise if i dont get into harvard, ill go there. after all, ill at least get to take some classes at harvard... in conclusion, harvard is king and mit, well... at least mit is queen..."</p>
<p>the laws of physics do not apply to me</p>
<p>under awards:
I have won two Darwin honorable mentions and am currently working on the award itself...</p>
<p>Other languages spoken at home? </p>
<p>Klingon.</p>
<p>Highlow, is that even possible? How many sets of genitalia do you possess?</p>
<p>Haha, I thought the Darwin awards were just given to people who died in odd ways, not people who lost their genitalia... though both would make sense.</p>
<p>Darwin Awards are for people who lose the ability to reproduce by doing stupid things. It's for furthering Natural Selection, hence the Darwin Awards. The mechanism is simple: If they were put on a deserted island with a member of the opposite sex, would they be able to reproduce? If not, and if they lost the ability doing something stupid, they get a Darwin Award. That said, usually, they lose the ability to reproduce because they got themselves killed; sometimes, though, it is just castration or other painful methods of making themselves less virile.</p>
<p>The Deserted Island rule, you may notice, does allow that they can still get the award if they couldn't have kids on their own, but advanced medical techniques--think surgeries--would be able to get them functioning again. However, it does disallow the award if, say, they can use fertility drugs or the like to get going. After all, one can conceivably take such things with him to the island.</p>
<p>But, if you look at them, they're usually given to dead people. It seems that one is more likely to die doing something stupid than to sexually incapacitate himself.</p>
<p>"I'm a Yankee's fan" </p>
<p>Enough said.</p>
<p>I think you don't have to loose the ability to reproduce to qualify for the honorable mention... but I'm not sure...</p>
<p>"Why MIT?"</p>
<p>Because I mit not get into Caltech.</p>
<p>As soon as I heard about MIT's hacking tradition, I knew it was the school for me... I can say from first-hand experience that there is nothing quite like the thrill of breaking and entering!</p>
<p>My application is the worst thing you could put on an MIT application.</p>
<p>I seriously think I'm getting rejected in 15 minutes.</p>
<p>Edited
Mentioning in your end of the world essay that the worst moment of your life was getting rejected from Harvard EA and got over with it by finding something called "MIT" to replace Harvard.</p>
<p>Since Harvard abolished EA as of 2008 admission, it doesn't work, but you know.</p>
<p>(1) I want to get into this school because it offers me the opportunity and facilities to excel in math and science. In particular, I enjoy the traditions, such as the yearly hacking of MIT and beating them in all sorts of academics. For these reasons, I want to be admitted to CalTech. </p>
<p>(2) I'll tell you why I should get into MIT. Simply put, it's less work for you. I mean, I've already had too many rejections this year and I simply cannot accommodate anymore. For that reason, should you reject me, I will have no choice but to reject your offer of rejection. It simply does not suit my needs at this time. The easiest path for you is to simply accept me. I look forward to meeting you in the fall. [Alternate worse ending: I look forward to attending CalTech in the fall.]</p>
<p>this is my favorite thread on CC!</p>
<p>ok let's see...i believe that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, the earth was created in the span of 1,000 years, and Noah did actually put every animal possible (x2!) on his boat while the flood covered the entire earth. all biologists and evolution-ists are dumb and trying to corrupt the minds of children and the teaching of science is destroying all morals and creating evil and chaos on this planet.</p>
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all biologists and evolution-ists are dumb and trying to corrupt the minds of children and the teaching of science is destroying all morals and creating evil and chaos on this planet.
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supporting intelligent design does not mean you think this
just
putting that out there</p>
<p>i know, but some extremists do...</p>