<p>In the bathroom I took a sharpie and wrote “Sign if you like MILFS.” Right now it has 50 signatures. I think it has the janitor’s signature too. o.O</p>
<p>hahahaha 7th grade. Setting: A formal play in Chicago with school. Watching A Christmas Carol. Situation: Me, being the awsome kid I was in 7th grade, had a laser pointer with me. What better way to look cool than shine it at a play when it’s dark huh? So I did. Ohh I felt like a BA. hahaha but then it gets out of control. Principal aparently noticed, so when we got to school the next day she asked around who had a laser pointer. Me being the cool kid I was told everyone I had one before the play. When the principal finaly called me in, she said “We have had people tell me that you had a laser pointer at the play and we saw a laser pointer during the play, what do you have to say for yourself…”</p>
<p>AND I JUST CRACKED. I started bawling my eyes out saying I’m sorry and stuff like that. haaha I got a referal for that… Not sure if it was worth it. It’s ok tho cause no one even cares what happened back then = D.</p>
<p>I was really bad in middle school… in high school I’ve been good and tend to keep it that way…</p>
<p>ok well</p>
<p>1) i got a detention for a fight… the kid was provoking me… i “assaulted” him; i hit him with my lunch box that’s as soft as a pillow</p>
<p>2) i got suspended (one day) for a fight, the kid “booked” me so i hit and kicked him (just a little bit) … but then we became friends :)</p>
<p>“booked” means getting ur stuff pushed out of ur hands and trashed all over the floor</p>
<p>3) i got a detention for not doing a warm up about material that we never learned… yet no1 else did the warm up either… my music teacher didn’t teach crap … she picked a few random kids to punish just to be an a**hole… my dad yelled at the school for not listening to my side of the story… and i never went to the detention</p>
<p>4)a bunch of little things like running in the hall and using foreign language… the language was slang… FOUL slang, “minor incident reports” asmy school called them… 2 i think… plus a few evil looks from some teachers…</p>
<p>5) there were some other serious fights like bus paper fights but often times i was never punished because the administration at my school “forgot” the next day… </p>
<p>6) i was almost expelled twice: a) i didn’t do anything wrong except for having a bad record… that was 7th grade</p>
<p>b) a fight… a kid was publicizing i got a 100% on a science project to the class even though i didn’t want him to… i was pisd i didn’t get a 105%… but besides being almost expelled i never any other consequences…</p>
<p><strong>but now that i’m in high school i’ve learned from those mistakes and try to help other avoid the mistakes i made… even if some of it literally was my middle school’s fault… i would try to report something and they would never listen… that’s why I’d get made…</strong></p>
<p>oh i also flooded the bathroom… well i didn’t but i saw it happen and got wrote up becuz i didn’t tell a teacher about it fast enough… i never really got in trouble aside from being expelled from the bathroom…</p>
<p>Once in science I started doing my Social Studies homework when the class was reviewing their answers on a test (I had already corrected the one I got wrong)…the teacher saw early into it and threw my work away. I had done one page of it earlier. Gone. So I had to redo it. (This teacher had something against me, btw.)</p>
<p>And then we had this sub who was REALLY bad. She had already corrected someone on how to pronounce “Chilean”. I was reading from our textbook (to the class) and decided to pronounce “Chilean” CHIL-ee-in instead of the right way chil-AY-en…just to get a rise out of her. But I had it out for her after she accused me of “punching” this other kid when I was really just pushing him out of the spot I had been standing (in middle school, mind you).</p>
<p>Oh, I also ate food on the bus when the school officials told us not to (but the bus driver was okay with it, so I continued).</p>
<p>I stole a can of soda once, but it was by mistake…I got pushed out of line and literally couldn’t pay.</p>
<p>Ah, I thought of something worse than running on the wrong side of the hall, but I’m too embarrassed to tell y’all. All I can say is that I made this one girl I knew cry. It wasn’t nearly as bad as what some of you guys did, though. You all should be ashamed. :P</p>
<p>@proletariat2: i heard about that… that was pretty mean lol</p>
<p>65 on my spanish midterm this year…I had no comments</p>
<ul>
<li><p>accidentally gashed someone with a pencil (kindergarten)</p></li>
<li><p>got suspended for fighting an 8th grader (6th grade)</p></li>
<li><p>detention. the lunch aid told me i couldnt go up to the library but when he wasnt looking i ran up anyways… some teacher saw me (this year)</p></li>
<li><p>kicked out of class in 8th grade spanish for being disruptive (around 15 times)</p></li>
<li><p>kicked out of 8th grade science class by our aging substitute who apparently doesn’t like being asked, “wussup bro”</p></li>
</ul>
<p>Oh wait, all the things I listed earlier were in high school. I did worse stuff in elementary school and junior high.</p>
<ul>
<li>The school put me in adaptive PE in 5th grade, and I took that as an insult. He would make me do extra stuff with him during my free time at lunch, and he took all of the time instead of the “ten minutes” he said it would take. So I made his life difficult and replied sarcastically to all of his orders. He complained to the principal, I explained that the trainer “lied” to me, and then the principal went crazy. “ADULTS DO NOT LIE.”</li>
</ul>
<p>-The next year, a different trainer touched me too much, so I spread the rumor that he was a child molester and implied it to his face. He then chased me around the room threatening to “touch me”. I complained to my parents and they said they would bring it up to the school at the next IEP. I really did think he was one.</p>
<p>-At the start of junior high, the school administration put me in a “study skills” class with all of the idiots. I explained to them multiple times that I had a genius-caliber IQ and was not stupid. The teacher got angry at my implication that everyone else was stupid, which they OBVIOUSLY were. I just gave her a hard time and constantly complained about having to be there.</p>
<p>You guys are sooo badass lol. 
No, seriously, though…some of these are really entertaining. For me, though?</p>
<p>-In fourth grade we’d have this treasure box of goodies for the smartest kid of the year. It was so epic, with glittery 3-D butterfly and rain forest stickers and all. I always thought of myself as the smartest, so when I didn’t get chosen, I asked the winning girl if I could see inside her box and stole, like, three tubes of sparkly princess face makeup lol.</p>
<p>-Last year we had infuriatingly large amounts of busywork, and this one annoying kid kept badgering me for the answers. One time I got really mad, and used my handwriting-changing skillz to forge porno verses in his English binder haha. :o</p>
<p>-I…still omit parts of the pledge I don’t agree with. It’s not something I’d change either.</p>
<p>-This year our annoying health teacher (who’s pretty overweight lol) started attacking the Asian continent…(?) and slightly irked me, so I started asking him why he thought Asia produced some “cheap, mediocre foods hurting our Americans”. We started kind of arguing in class, so I was like, “Oh, yeah, because the majority of Americans can definitely tell what unhealthy food is…with their enormous bellies and double chins.” Then I realized that I’d basically just described my health teacher.</p>
<p>EDIT: Actually, the porno verses weren’t actually that porno lol. Just kind of suggestive and embarrassing. Ah, forgive me. I strive to compete with you guys’ horrible accomplishments. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>Hacked and messed around the computer system of my [ middle school ] in 8th grade [ done it pretty well I must say ] with a couple of friends. Pretended that we didn’t know anything about it, and when the school’s computer tech [ seriously, he’s so inadequate ] was incapable of spotting the issue, we offered to help and fix the problem ;)</p>
<p>We were awarded the Technology Award at the end of the year “for a deep and unparalleled mastery of current technological systems” .</p>
<p>skipped class
got in an argument with certain girl(s)
last year, in 8th grade, 15 tardies in the first semester and 17 in the second.</p>
<p>i switched out of the school though. definitely not for me. i don’t care that it’s the #1 high school in california either, i was miserable there. i love my new school.</p>
<p>More recent ones:</p>
<p>In our “snobby” private school uniform, my friends and I (for our school orchestra’s performance) were at the town hall. We went to the pond outside and started acting crazy and laughing. Then, one of my friend’s shoe fell in the lake when she demonstrated a fighting skill, we went to the toilet sink to wash it. A lady was really disgusted and said this was rude and the tap was for hands. My friends and I (mainly one of my good friend) started fighting her and she threatened to call our principal!</p>
<p>Me and my friends had our mandatory practical life saving exam (the class all passed last semester but we were retaking it) and afterwards we didn’t go to class and took ages in the shower, drying our hair and talking.</p>
<p>My friend and I were doing some volunteering stuff in our school chapel, food is strictly prohibited, but we (mainly her) were eating. And when the reverend walked past we stopped chewing, then she started talking to us, so we were just nodding.</p>
<p>Our class had the new drama teacher (drama was compulsory for the first semester) and she hated us because we were just too loud. There were people in the class chewing gum, and one girl while she practiced her part spit out gum by accident. We covered up for her, but the class was laughing non-stop. Me and my friends were drawing the picture of her meanwhile, she was really skinny with a narrow face and got a new short haircut. We drew her as scream with Willy Wonka’s hat and hair.</p>
<p>^^
Harvard Westlake?</p>
<p>I wonder if people from norcal think of Harvard Westlake as the best in the state.</p>
<p>Oh, another thing- I was late to school about 2/3 of the days last year and it never showed up on my report.</p>
<p>Harvard Westlake can go s<em>ck some d</em>ck.</p>
<p>I just had to get that out of my chest.</p>
<p>Do people think it’s the best in the state because it has Harvard in it or is it legitimately the best in the state?</p>