<p>They get really annoying but you have to admit some of them are hilarious and some apply to you in weird ways!</p>
<p>I like "I flip my pillow over to get to the cold side" LOL I never realized I wasn't the only one.</p>
<p>…This forum is really going downhill isn’t it?</p>
<p>I like "accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00</p>
<p>The one which doesn’t exist.</p>
<p>^So funny I forgot to laugh</p>
<p>“I-I-I can make your bed rock. No you can’t, my bed is tempurpedic, fool”</p>
<p>I like the basic pages, like “Harry Potter”, or “Doctor Who”, or “Making Cookies”.</p>
<p>“Leaning to the left when your bowling balls going the wrong way”</p>
<p>“Mrs Abel is the worst teacher I have ever had”</p>
<p>^my english teacher last year…</p>
<p>Big butts and cannot lie.</p>
<p>to move it move it.</p>
<p>I’ll never let go, Jack…LOL JK this water’s freezing, peace.</p>
<p>^In reference to Titanic. I cracked up when I saw this.</p>
<p>**** everything, I’m becoming a pirate</p>
<p>“I hate it when you are swimming and you get attacked by a wild gyarados”</p>
<p>^Ima Pokemon fan. Bet you couldn’t tell at all… ;)</p>
<p>“Not being on fire”</p>
<p>“Does rocking out to Josh Groban in your basemant count as exercise?”</p>
<p>So bizarre.</p>