Where would your favorite FICTIONAL character have gone to college?

<p>And explain why:</p>

<p>Hmmm, I think Holden Caufield would have gone to the University of Chicago. He was smart but odd and quirky. And he liked living in a city.</p>

<p>Goku would go to UC-Merced since that’s where all the dumb asians go, lulz.</p>

<p>Sal Paradise wouldn’t have gone to college. But Jay Gatsby went to Oxford.</p>

<p>Scarlett O’Hara would have gone to Emory. or maybe Vanderbilt.</p>

<p>Hmmm, I think Scarlett may have gone to the University of Georgia.</p>

<p>Ignatius Reilly… Tulane, haha.</p>

<p>Jesus would go to Brandeis.</p>

<p>Self explanatory.</p>

<p>haha, i totally second holden going to u of c :stuck_out_tongue:
jack dawson i can see in nyu.
edward cullen-anywhere he wants, because duh, he’s edward cullen ;)</p>

<p>Actually, Jay Gatsby went to St. Olaf.</p>

<p>Nancy Drew would have gone off to MIT to solve crime with the aid of technology.</p>

<p>Jack O’Neill would have gone to the University of Minnesota.</p>

<p>Gene from A Separate Peace would go to Princeton…He was a southerner at a Northeastern Elite Boarding School. The most logical next step would be going to an elite Northeastern School with a lot of Southerners (stereotype).</p>

<p>BTW, Jay Gatz hated St. Olaf…He claimed he went to Oggs-ford…He would definitely be a “prestige-whore” and somehow get himself into HYSPM.</p>

<p>Scarlett wouldn’t go to the university that kicked out the Tarleton brothers!
haha, kidding. yeah, she might have gone to UGA…</p>

<p>Glinda/Galinda would have gone to Princeton after graduating from Shiz</p>

<p>Jean Louise “Scout” Finch would have gone to Haverford College (which would have been her father, Atticus Finch’s, alma mater as well) both of which would have been attracted to the Honor Code and the sense of community.</p>

<p>Anna Karenina should have gone to Wesleyan, hooked up with a girl, and spared all of us from cheesy romantic genre.</p>

<p>Holden Caulfield would never have gotten into the U of C. He would have gone to Hampshire or–in his day–Goddard. Possibly Bard.</p>

<p>Nancy Drew would not have gone to MIT. She would have gone to Wellesley, like her creator.</p>

<p>Elizabeth Bennett: Somerville College, Oxford.</p>

<p>lion, i just lol’d : D</p>

<p>I does not appear to me that wizards have higher education.</p>