<p>what is a “wardrobe malfunction”?</p>
<p>^ When it explodes and kills innocent bystanders.</p>
<p>Ya might call it combustion.</p>
<p>I like 4.
The other ones just seem kinda blah.<br>
Unless you don’t look good in red…that might be a problem. </p>
<p>A lot of people here wears strapless dresses. It’s usually not a problem. On some people who are more…top heavy it’s kinda a pain cause they’re always pulling it up but its’ usually just fine.</p>
<p>4 is clearly the best</p>
<p>that is true but good thing I’m not big on the top. haha
what color dress looks good if I have black hair?</p>
<p>My dress is strapless (though pretty tight across my chest). I definitely gotz bewbs.</p>
<p>I’ll tell you guys if anything goes wrong come May 9th! :)</p>
<p>Nice pun, yawn!</p>
<p>Ok I’m curious what are “bewbs”?</p>
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They’re a common form of payment in mortgage equity loans. Many men will pay interest in them. That, of course, was before the housing bust. Ever since the bubble collapsed, especially in Silicone Valley, bewbs have lost much of their inflationary levels. Most brokers are now much less willing to pay tit for tat in the market.</p>
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This has all been years in the making. You’ve just witnessed the artistic culmination of all my life’s creative endeavors.</p>
<p>No, aren’t we talking about prom here? You said " I definitely got bwebs "</p>
<p>Your posts in is thread are quite fun to read, yawn.</p>
<p>are you being sarcastic?</p>
<p>Yes. My prom dress is strapless. And since “I definitely got bewbs”, it could pose a problem on the night of my prom.</p>
<p>(I just quoted myself. I’m that awesome.)</p>
<p>yawn, you get all my extra brownie points for the night!</p>
<p>I really like the fourth one. The others look way too kiddish to me and rather typical for a middle school snowball.</p>
<p>Though the fabric behind that dress is rather impractical if you’re planning to be in a room full of people. Wouldn’t want it to get ripped!</p>
<p>the last one is okay…the rest no way. why dont you pick a shorter dress like up to your kness, and in a better color? like no pink or light blue, maybe bronze/brown or creamyish white?</p>
<p>^People adhere to the notion that a prom dress has to be long and elegant.</p>
<p>I don’t know why people don’t correlate cocktail dress to prom dress.</p>
<p>^ Perhaps because one can wear a cocktail dress to homecoming.</p>
<p>Where else could you spit out an elegant gown?</p>
<p>Ah. My school doesn’t have homecoming (aka no sports).</p>
<p>No sports? What do the kids do to get out all that teenage angst and aggression? :p</p>
<p>^ Origami.</p>
<p>…and drugs.</p>