<p>I found these on the web! Some of them are soo true.</p>
<p>For those of you that have never been to Atlanta, here are some things you'll need to know:</p>
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<li><p>Atlanta is composed mostly of one way streets. The only way to get out of downtown Atlanta is to turn around and start over when you reach Greenville, South Carolina.</p></li>
<li><p>All directions start with, "Go down Peachtree..." and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House. . ." Except that in Cobb County, all directions begin with, "Go to the Big Chicken."</p></li>
<li><p>Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with Peachtree Circle, Peachtree Place, Peachtree Lane, Peachtree Road, Peachtree Parkway, Peachtree Run, Peachtree Trace, Peachtree Ave, Peachtree Commons, Peachtree Battle, Peachtree Corners, New Peachtree, Old Peachtree, or Peachtree Industrial Boulevard.</p></li>
<li><p>Atlantans only know their way to work and their way home. If you ask anyone for directions they will always send you down Peachtree.</p></li>
<li><p>Atlantans do not believe in turn signals. You will never see a native signal at a stoplight, to change lanes, or to merge. Never! They are a sign of weakness!</p></li>
<li><p>Atlanta is home of Coca-Cola. That's all we drink here, so don't ask for any other soft drink... unless it's made by Coca Cola. And even then, it's still "Coke."</p></li>
<li><p>Gate One at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport is 32 miles away from the Main Concourse so wear sneakers and pack a lunch.</p></li>
<li><p>It's impossible to go around a block and wind up on the street you started on. The Chamber of Commerce calls it a "scenic drive" and has posted signs to that effect, so that out-of-towners don't feel lost... they're just on a "scenic drive."</p></li>
<li><p>The 8 a.m. rush hour is from 4:30 to 10:30 a.m. The 5:00 p.m. rush hour is from 3:00 to 8:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday afternoon and lasts through 2:00 a.m. Sunday.</p></li>
<li><p>"Sir" and "Ma'am" are used by the person speaking to you if there's a remote possibility that you're at least 30 minutes older than they are.</p></li>
<li><p>Ponce de Leon Avenue can be pronounced only by a native, so do not attempt the Spanish pronunciation. People will simply tilt their heads to the right and stare at you. (The Atlanta pronunciation is "pahnss duh LEE-on")</p></li>
<li><p>The falling of one raindrop causes all drivers to immediately forget all traffic rules; so will daylight savings time, a girl applying eye shadow in the next car, or a flat tire three lanes over.</p></li>
<li><p>If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer. If there is a remote chance of snow, and if it does snow, people will be on the corner selling "I survived the blizzard" T-shirts...not to mention the fact that schools will close at the slightest possible chance of snow.</p></li>
<li><p>If you're standing on a corner and a MARTA Bus stops, you're expected to get on and go somewhere.</p></li>
<li><p>Construction on Peachtree Street is a way of life, and a permanent form of entertainment, especially when a water line is tapped and Atlanta's version of Old Faithful erupts.</p></li>
<li><p>Construction crews aren't doing their job properly unless they close down at least one interstate all rush hour.</p></li>
<li><p>Atlantans are very proud of our racetrack, known as Road Atlanta. Actually, it is I-285, the loop that encircles Atlanta and has a posted speed limit of 55 mph (but you have to maintain 80 mph just to keep from getting run over).</p></li>
<li><p>Georgia 400 is our equivalent of the Autobahn. You will rarely see a semi-truck on GA 400, because even the truck drivers are intimidated by the oversized SUV-wielding housewives racing home after a grueling day at the salon or the tennis match to meet their children at the school bus coming home from the college prep preschool.</p></li>
<li><p>The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger, unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.</p></li>
<li><p>The pollen count is off the national scale for unhealthy which starts at 120. Atlanta is usually in the 2,000 to 4,000 range. All roads, vehicles, houses, etc..., are yellow from March 28th to July 15th. If you have any allergies you will die.</p></li>
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