<p>Random idiots start cybering in the middle of the AP Bio discussion.</p>
<p>KevinGdaMC: sex now
asianbrainchild: what is an audit im still confused
kEnTz0rS07: hey is anyone taking ap stats?
nooobly: all these people are watching
nooobly: you ok with that?
KevinGdaMC: yea idc
aazeen09: I'm taking bio, psych, eng lang + comp, world
nooobly: so whos gonna be the girl
aazeen09: 4 days in a row..
KevinGdaMC: lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
KevinGdaMC: NE
KevinGdaMC: ME
nooobly: awesome
aazeen09: Idk anything about the world.
aazeen09: lol.
fffffiona: what the heck's going on
nooobly: KY or the special sauce?
aazeen09: oh jeez
aazeen09: STOP IT GUYS!
SweetOrangeQueen: i havent learned any world the entier year
KevinGdaMC: SPECIAL
SweetOrangeQueen: <em>entire
KevinGdaMC: SAUCE
aazeen09: -spays and neuters-
nooobly: ohh yeah baby
haldard09 has entered the room.
KevinGdaMC: this is a lot like love
aazeen09: you freaks
nooobly: i squeeze the tube of lube onto your anus
KevinGdaMC: i put on my robe and wizard hat
aazeen09: I'm going to take that practice exam now..
nooobly: no no we did that already
KevinGdaMC: hahaah
nooobly: its time to get kinky
KevinGdaMC: i grab my homemade rhino horn
nooobly: </em>
KevinGdaMC: i polish it with my saliva
nooobly: lol
nooobly: i borrow a whip and nun chucks
KevinGdaMC: it shines, glistening in the air
nooobly: i strap you to the oven
nooobly: and turn it on to broil
fffffiona: is sme form of bdsm going on here
KevinGdaMC: i grab your toe and i lace a bullfrog to it
captainpaackage: apparently
nooobly: ohh, that burns
KevinGdaMC: i start licking the bullfrog
KevinGdaMC: it makes strange noises
nooobly: the oven is causing blisters on your ass
fffffiona: get a room
nooobly: i lick the wounds
nooobly: they taste orgasmic
KevinGdaMC: your face resembles that of a praying mantis
KevinGdaMC: i get excited
captainpaackage: .....
nooobly: rofl
KevinGdaMC: i touch your skin. it feels like cork cambium
haldard09 has left the room.
captainpaackage: wat is cork cambium?
nooobly: your ***** is as hard as xylem tissue
fffffiona: that means.. not at all?
nooobly: xylem is pretty hard
fffffiona: cork cambium is stuff around the bark.
captainpaackage: i think xylem is hard
fffffiona: **** lol
nooobly: chunks of periderm fall off your old wrinkly *****
fffffiona: xylem is .. sieve tube and companion?
KevinGdaMC: cork cambium?
KevinGdaMC: its the meristematic tissue :/
KevinGdaMC: lolol ***
nooobly: yea
captainpaackage: tracheid and vessel= xylem
KevinGdaMC: periderm is falling off
nooobly: lateral meristem
KevinGdaMC: that's nasty
nooobly: i like nasty
KevinGdaMC: i lick your hand. it tastes like garbage
captainpaackage: meristem= where mitosis takes place
fffffiona: im a noob
nooobly: i open the over door and shove you inside
nooobly: i laugh as you cook nicely
KevinGdaMC: i climb inside like a puppy dog
KevinGdaMC: waiting to get a treat
nooobly: your skin disentregates
nooobly: your hair catches on fire
KevinGdaMC: the smell of my roasting flesh initiates a signal transduction pathway in your *****
KevinGdaMC: you release calcium ions
nooobly: my ***** starts quivering
KevinGdaMC: your channels open
captainpaackage: wats a signal transduction pathway
KevinGdaMC: fluids seep out of my pores inside the oven
fffffiona: how the signal is transducted
fffffiona: cos usually the molecules can not pass thru the membrane
nooobly: your plasma membranes lyse as you scream in agony
fffffiona: so there's like secondary messengers and stuff
nooobly: im on the verge of an orgasm
fffffiona: plasma membranes don't lyse, cells lyse
KevinGdaMC: as i climax, my proteins denature
nooobly: endorphins flood my blood
captainpaackage: wats an endorphin
nooobly: shhh
nooobly: not now
KevinGdaMC: we're in the middle of something
fffffiona: -sigh-
nooobly: as you go into cardiac arrest, fluid seeps out of my anus
KevinGdaMC: i open the oven door
kEnTz0rS07: what's anus?
KevinGdaMC: grab your *****
KevinGdaMC: with a vicelike grip
nooobly: my ***** detaches
KevinGdaMC: its hard.
KevinGdaMC: after it falls off
KevinGdaMC: i dip it in the liquid pool that used to be my skin
nooobly: i whip your decaying body and shove you back inside
fffffiona: the urethra starts dripping fructose
fffffiona: haha
fffffiona: oops
KevinGdaMC: back inside the oven
KevinGdaMC: i enjoy my treat
fffffiona: sigh
KevinGdaMC: the puppy has receieved the treat.
nooobly: i borrow a baby whale
nooobly: i shove it inside with you
KevinGdaMC: the whale starts to swim around inside me
KevinGdaMC: it feels good
nooobly: it uses echolocation to find your ***** and fellate it
KevinGdaMC: i feel the waves bouncing off of my *****
KevinGdaMC: its a nice stimulous
KevinGdaMC: yet, i feel something is missing
nooobly: i try to grab my ***** and find only half a testicle
KevinGdaMC: i realize what is missing
KevinGdaMC: i pull a blowfish out of my eye
KevinGdaMC: its round
fffffiona: your optic chiasma explode
KevinGdaMC: i stick it in with the baby whael
nooobly: i rip off my testicle and chew on it
KevinGdaMC: now its all happening
nooobly: it has a anice sweet taste
KevinGdaMC: hahaahhaa
nooobly: as your body runs out of carbon to combust, i reach climax
nooobly: a steady stream of hemoglobin and erythrocytes gushes out of my genital area</p>
<p>OH GOD, i was there for that, it was pretty hilarious, especially when they started including bio words and then people would ask what they mean.</p>
<p>Nooobly: and would some cybering help you relieve your problems?
KevinGdaMC: or...
KevinGdaMC: YES
Nooobly: yea
KevinGdaMC: CYBER WITH HIM
KevinGdaMC: gogogogo
Lilbluetenshi: KEVIN GOODY GOODY
Nooobly: i bring out my bunsen burner
KevinGdaMC: i'll masturbate as an observer
KevinGdaMC: LOL
Lilbluetenshi: psh you were gona kill me today
Nooobly: it burns to the touch
Lilbluetenshi: for calling you that
KevinGdaMC: I look at the bunsen burner
KevinGdaMC: it elicits feelings deep within me
KevinGdaMC: feelings i thought i no longer had
Nooobly: i grab a box of potassium
Nooobly: sexy, nasty potassium
KevinGdaMC: i look and see the balance
KevinGdaMC: i make sure i tare
Nooobly: i throw it on the burner and it burns purple
KevinGdaMC: then i mass my *****
Lilbluetenshi: lolol this is all you do all day
KevinGdaMC: right now it is limp
Nooobly: you stare in amazement
KevinGdaMC: i look at the purple
KevinGdaMC: now i am complete
KevinGdaMC: the balance records an error
KevinGdaMC: the mass is far too large
Nooobly: i maneuver the burner so it burns yoru scrotum
KevinGdaMC: there are too many significant digits
Nooobly: you recoil in pain
Nooobly: i attack
KevinGdaMC: as i carry my unweildly load
KevinGdaMC: to the burner
KevinGdaMC: i feel the searing pain
Nooobly: you begin to enjoy it
Nooobly: i drop some barium on it
Nooobly: you stare as it burns green
Nooobly: i get aroused
KevinGdaMC: quickly, i know what i have to do. i obtain some distilled water
KevinGdaMC: i spray it on your *****
Nooobly: it burns
Nooobly: ahhh
KevinGdaMC: i open the container of sodium
Nooobly: thats not water
KevinGdaMC: i dump it on your *****
Nooobly: its hcl
KevinGdaMC: hahahaha
KevinGdaMC: the duality of the concotion
KevinGdaMC: is overwhelming
KevinGdaMC: acidic pain mixed with spontaneous combustion
Nooobly: my scarred ***** begins to bleed
Nooobly: it combusts
KevinGdaMC: results in a horrifically disfugered *****
KevinGdaMC: yet it seems to be even more attractive
Nooobly: carbion dioxide is produced
KevinGdaMC: i stare in shock as the reaction goes to completion
Nooobly: water is also produced
KevinGdaMC: the value of Q must be quite large
Nooobly: it reaches equilibrium
KevinGdaMC: In attempt to favor the reaction further, I raise the pressure
Nooobly: there is no more carbon in the ***** left
KevinGdaMC: by obtaining a jackhammer
KevinGdaMC: and stabbing your *****
Nooobly: you stab too deep
KevinGdaMC: sadly, i only serve to lessen the perssure
Nooobly: it punctures my rectum
KevinGdaMC: the reaction favors the reactants
KevinGdaMC: your rectum releases a plethora of reagents
KevinGdaMC: the smell is overwhelming, yet pleasing
Nooobly: ammonia leaks out
doodledexterbob: any of you get .24 for the moment of inertia for #2 on physics?
Nooobly: ****
KevinGdaMC: the hydrogne gas in the air
KevinGdaMC: binds with the ammonia
Nooobly: unless you want to practice your inertia on me?
KevinGdaMC: i sit you in a pool of water
Lilbluetenshi: lmfao
KevinGdaMC: and i observe as ammonium ion
KevinGdaMC: forms slowly
Nooobly: the haber reaction starts to occur in my prostate
KevinGdaMC: because its keq is so small
KevinGdaMC: hahahaah
Nooobly: it is pleasurable
doodledexterbob: you guys r all gonna fail
doodledexterbob: dont even try
KevinGdaMC: i observe in shock as you guide the reaction to favor the products
Nooobly: i decrease the volume
Nooobly: i get cancer
KevinGdaMC: impressivel, i notice your prostate convulsing
KevinGdaMC: in an attempt to manage the volume
KevinGdaMC: the cancerous growth begins to bulge
Nooobly: i stab it with a pickle
Lilbluetenshi: actually doodledexterbob,
KevinGdaMC: likewise, i too begin to form a large bulge
Nooobly: nothing happens
KevinGdaMC: obtaining a baby seal
KevinGdaMC: i lay it on you rhead
Lilbluetenshi: they will both get a 5 no problem
KevinGdaMC: it begins to exude a cloud of electrons
doodledexterbob: oh
Nooobly: i lubricate my pickle with hydrocarbons
KevinGdaMC: you can't ocate teh electrons
doodledexterbob: well can you help me out on physics then?
KevinGdaMC: because you can't see where it is and how fast they are going at the same time
Nooobly: the pickle is dripping wet
KevinGdaMC: i observe your pickle
KevinGdaMC: and its hydrocarbons
Nooobly: i shove it in your mouth
Lilbluetenshi: this is apchem...
Nooobly: you fellate it
Lilbluetenshi: im not in ap phys
Nooobly: you take a chunk out of it
doodledexterbob: ok
KevinGdaMC: i fellate it, noting with pleausre the 1:2 ratio
KevinGdaMC: of the hydrocarbons
doodledexterbob: good luck doods
KevinGdaMC: once ingested
Lilbluetenshi: wasnt ap phys today....
Nooobly: the methane creeps into your stomach
doodledexterbob: yes
doodledexterbob: it was
KevinGdaMC: i attempt to combust it
Nooobly: it combusts
Lilbluetenshi: then why are you asking help for it
KevinGdaMC: sadly, it is incopmlete
KevinGdaMC: i form carbon monoxide
doodledexterbob: i wanna know if i did it right
KevinGdaMC: as a byproduct
Lilbluetenshi: ohok
Nooobly: you explode in a shower of CO and H2O
KevinGdaMC: the carbon dioxide simulates oxygen, binding irreversibly to red blood cells
Nooobly: and blood
BaTtLeIdIoT: why is 68 C
Nooobly: massive blood
KevinGdaMC: by some sick manner
doodledexterbob: cya
KevinGdaMC: my ***** remaisn
KevinGdaMC: a monument on top of a pool of death
Nooobly: i grab the *****
doodledexterbob has left the room.
Nooobly: i twist it
Nooobly: around and around it goes
KevinGdaMC: somehow, i still have feelings in my liquid brain
KevinGdaMC: i sense my ***** being rotated
Nooobly: it wraps around your waist
KevinGdaMC: and i realize that it is now changing conformation
KevinGdaMC: its active site has changed
Nooobly: it stretches to cover your brain
KevinGdaMC: i sigh in relief as a ***** covers my mind
Nooobly: neurotransmitters fire
Nooobly: but to no effect
KevinGdaMC: suddenly, i know i have a semipermeable membrane
Nooobly: serotonin leaks onto the floor
KevinGdaMC: nothing can hurt me now
Nooobly: your 10 foot ***** now begins pulsating
Nooobly: i get excited
KevinGdaMC: guided by electircal impulses
KevinGdaMC: a current
KevinGdaMC: begins to run
KevinGdaMC: through the pool of ions that has now formed
KevinGdaMC: from what once was my organic body
Nooobly: sadly, i am already a mass of carbon
KevinGdaMC: soon a current begins to run through your own body
Nooobly: i cry inside
KevinGdaMC: you notice a deposit of *****
KevinGdaMC: beginning to form
KevinGdaMC: as the electorns reduce
Nooobly: i touch it
Flight31000 has left the room.
KevinGdaMC: your skin
Nooobly: it shakes
Nooobly: i grab the reborn *****
Nooobly: and stroke it hard
KevinGdaMC: forming a voltaic cell
KevinGdaMC: i create a salt bridge
KevinGdaMC: using my tears
KevinGdaMC: electrons continue to flow
Nooobly: electrons flow from the anode to cathode
KevinGdaMC: from my *****
KevinGdaMC: to yours
Nooobly: it generates electricity
Nooobly: the atmosphere is electric
KevinGdaMC: the electrical current generated is massive
KevinGdaMC: spontaneous reactions begin to take place
KevinGdaMC: as activation energies are overcome
Nooobly: t is perfect love making weather
KevinGdaMC: literally
Nooobly: exergonic reactions happen
KevinGdaMC: as oxygen and hydrogen react explosively
KevinGdaMC: to form water
Nooobly: the steam explodes
KevinGdaMC: explosions abound as we atempt to consumate our love
KevinGdaMC: one ***** to another
Nooobly: the tips attach
KevinGdaMC: linked only through a rudimentary salt bridge
Nooobly: bonded by polar bonds
KevinGdaMC: the physical touch
KevinGdaMC: triggers an immense conformation change
Nooobly: they begin to melt into each other
KevinGdaMC: where before there wre two
Nooobly: overcoming the heat of vaporization
KevinGdaMC: now there is one
KevinGdaMC: in a startling example of an endergonic reaction
KevinGdaMC: a quadruple bond
KevinGdaMC: is made
Nooobly: two penii become one
KevinGdaMC: between the two penii
Nooobly: the earth stops revolving
KevinGdaMC: life as we know it is called into question
Nooobly: the sun stares at the abomination
KevinGdaMC: as the supreme being, the ultra *****
KevinGdaMC: pulsates
KevinGdaMC: stationary
Nooobly: suddenly, out of nowhere, a lone sperm emerges
KevinGdaMC: the epitome of human evolution
Nooobly: using all of its atp and natp, it spontaneously combusts
KevinGdaMC: in a burst of yellow night
KevinGdaMC: sodium erupts
Nooobly: the maelstrom consumes everything
KevinGdaMC: but the ***** remains stationary
Nooobly: the earth dissolves
KevinGdaMC: ruler of its territory
KevinGdaMC: it floats aimlessly
KevinGdaMC: in space
KevinGdaMC: waiting
KevinGdaMC: for its next victim
Nooobly: the ultra *****, fueled by the heat, starts its engines
Nooobly: it blasts off into space
KevinGdaMC: like some sort of rocket ship
Nooobly: using photon drive
KevinGdaMC: utilizing the heatof fusion generated by the sun
Nooobly: it disappears into the horizon
KevinGdaMC: leaving behind it a neverending trail of sperm
Nooobly: sperm that will haunt the remnants of earth forever
KevinGdaMC: lolololol
KevinGdaMC: epic story
Nooobly: the end
Nooobly: /win
KevinGdaMC: tada
KevinGdaMC: /win
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