Why do girls everything so seriously?!

<p>I am a girl…and a black belt in Tae Kwon Do : D</p>

<p>1st place fighter in the state muahahahahahahhaha</p>

<p>^ew…gardening? seriously?</p>

<p>I thought guys liked sandwiches though.</p>

<p>^Grow a sandwich tree.</p>

<p>Only those crafted by women.</p>

<p>We surrender, we’ll have sex with you and make sandwiches.</p>

<p>@CPA: Lol, borrowing from that epic thread, I see.


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[noparse]Plagiarized shamelessly from nothing4me[/noparse]</p>

<p>^^ Yay! War is over!</p>

<p>A sandwich tree? </p>

<p>I can make a nice sandwich =]</p>

<p>“We surrender, we’ll have sex with you and make sandwiches.”</p>

<p>I want a warrrrr! What happened to the sandwich trees you requested?</p>

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<p>We’ll have a contract for this. We won’t fire and you’ll do our services.</p>

<p>Edit: QwertyKey, you are great for negotiating war. So how many casualties?</p>

<p>LOL boys & girls…
No one can defeat the 3rd sex. </p>

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<p>I am woefully underprepared for SAT2 Chem.</p>

<p>“I want a warrrrr! What happened to the sandwich trees you requested?”</p>

<p>Notice the slightly different username.</p>

<p>Casualties: The girls side lost all the lesbians. Guys side lost no one.</p>

<p>^A double agent!?</p>

<p>I was not referring to you :b haha I noticed a bit ago…</p>

<p>what a cute CC couple that would be : ]</p>

<p>QwertyKey + QwertyGirl</p>

<p>What if I just the whole thing?</p>

<p>^Actually that really wouldn’t. Wrong on multiple levels. lolz.</p>

<p>Hey!</p>

<p>War is over, everyone is happy. No talk of weapon of confusion. Go make me a sandwich.</p>

<p>It would be like meadow36 and meadow (that other poster)! =D</p>

<p>Wait… what about hermaphrodites and transsexuals?</p>

<p>…
(secretly puts poisen in sandwich)</p>